07/08/2025
🎉 Happy Birthday to the one and only Noah Counsell! 🎉
Today we celebrate our **Umpire in Chief (UIC)**, Field Crew MVP, Professional Tool Breaker, and the guy we all call when things go sideways (which is… most days).
Noah, thanks for keeping our games fair, our fields in shape, and our tool budget in the red. You’ve got more calls under your belt than a telemarketer, and you’ve broken more tools than a toddler with a toolbox. If there’s a problem, you’re the go-to guy—usually because you caused it, but hey, you always fix it too!
Hope your birthday is filled with laughter, good friends, and absolutely zero equipment malfunctions. But let’s be real—if something breaks today, we all know who to blame (and who’ll fix it).
Have a great one, Noah! Don’t forget to make the right call: eat cake first! 🎂⚾🔧