08/27/2026
“Even people who hate everyone love Dolly Parton.” Fran Lebowitz
“People would ask me how long it took to do my hair and I’d tell them, “I don’t know. I’m never there.”” Dolly Parton
“I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde.” Dolly Parton
Andy Warhol (interviewing Parton in the July 1984 issue of Interview magazine): “You could make a great preacher.”
Dolly Parton: What do you mean? I *am* a great preacher.”
Wow! What devastating news that beloved Country & Western diva, perennial hair hopper role model, philanthropist, rhinestone enthusiast, one-woman ray of sunshine and all-round force for good, Miss Dolly Parton (19 January 1946 – 25 August 2026) has died aged 80. It’s odd – we all knew she was experiencing significant health problems and cancelling public appearances (including a planned Las Vegas residency), and yet it still feels like a shock. Damn – she was great. Pictured: portrait of Parton by Ed Caraeff from the photo session for her 1978 album Heartbreaker.