FBC Homeland Youth

04/20/2026

03/31/2026

🚨 OFFICIAL YOUTH GROUP ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

It has come to our attention that 12 TONS of KitKats are currently missing.

Yes… tons.
No… we’re not okay.

After a thorough investigation (and checking every youth room couch cushion), we’ve narrowed it down to two possibilities:
1. A highly organized chocolate heist
2. Our youth group after snack time

At this time, all students are considered “persons of interest” 🍫👀

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In light of this situation:
• We will be holding a special emergency youth gathering
• There will be no judgment… only questioning
• Snacks will be provided (not KitKats… obviously 😤)

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If you have any information regarding the missing KitKats, please report to:
👉 Youth Group
👉 This Wednesday 7pm
👉 Bring your alibi… and your appetite

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Remember:
“Man shall not live on bread alone… but apparently 12 tons of KitKats was attempted.”

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Case Status: Still Crunchy
Reward: Forgiveness… and maybe snacks

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02/17/2026

Less than 3 weeks till our camping trip!! What kind of crazy stuff do yall wanna do on our trip??