E. Hunter Harrison -EHH

03/21/2021

Good evening jagaloons! I haven't had much time to get on the old PC because I've been busy BUYING Kansas City Southern!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

I am half mast in my pants looking at all the old EMDs to scrap and employees to lay off. I never thought I'd be able to furlough employees in Mexico but now I can or move them to Montreal! Or move people in Montreal to Mexico.

Then I'll teach them about automation! I just know the EHH44AC's will run smoothly from Vancouver to Guadalajara.

Life is good! It's good to be the king. -EHH

The Financial Times reported that Canadian Pacific and Kansas City Southern were expected to announce a deal on Sunday.

02/25/2021

Greetings, Jagaloons!

Myself, Big Hoss and a few close associates have been very busy tackling the serious crime of railroad trespassing as of late, so I’ve had less time to keep you up to date over here. Jail cells are filling up with foamers and gangster liberal thugs who trespass and deface our equipment.

Rest assured, all is well, and the scrapping of all EMD power is nearly complete! The soup kitchen has also never been fuller, because we are currently 95% RCO-controlled here at CP/NS!

To celebrate our great successes, I’m proud to announce I’m releasing a special EHH44AC-RCO, EHH 1944. Well, it’s actually to celebrate ME! Hahaha! I AM THE KING!

Pour me another cup of coffee, Squires! Hahaha! -EHH

02/22/2021

If only those poor souls at CRO realized that I have an entirely RCO-controlled roster at CP! Somebody’s behind on the latest around here, hahaha! -EHH

02/18/2021

While these losers practice dangling on their little jungle gym I’ve converted CP to be entirely RCO-controlled so I’ll never have to deal with them again! CSX can go right ahead and fall back to last place without me behind the helm. 😁 -EHH

In the CSX Manager of Train Operations (MTO) training, employees are learning about railroad crafts through classroom sessions and hands-on experience. MTOs are responsible for overseeing train movement and ensuring that train crews work safely and efficiently. To learn more about CSX career opportunities and view current openings visit csx.com/careers.

02/10/2021

Here is more evidence that President Bill Clinton is a liar and a criminal! -EHH

While Donald J. Trump faces a Senate impeachment trial over ficticious charges of insurrection incitement, Democrats like Killary's husband President Bill Clinton commit crimes like trespassing on railroad property in broad daylight. A sitting president BLATANTLY commiting crimes while Union Pacific Railroad engines sit in the background, the crew watching this man break the law with no regard for railroad safety.

The liberal media is SILENT about this horrendous crime. If that's not proof of leftist bias in the media I don't know what is. CAN'T YOU SEE THE HYPOCRIPSY?

Fox News if you have any decency left please cover this immediately, perhaps the biggest Clinton criminal scandal yet.

02/10/2021

I personally threatened to sue PRLX if they didn’t scrap these instead of using them as leased power. They’d better hold their end of the deal, hahaha! -EHH

02/09/2021

Even the liberal criminal foamers defacing our equipment know it! -EHH

02/07/2021

Just how I like it! Have to keep these lazy chumps in line! 😈👍 -EHH

02/07/2021

This is what Canadian Pacific looked like every day before I took over. 🤡 -EHH

02/04/2021

This is what I’ve been saying! Tier 4 emission standards are a HOAX! -EHH

01/30/2021

So you jagaloons thought I was joking, eh?!? Well, you might think this guy here is trespassing, but he’s guarding the yard from you piece of s**t foamers! I promised him I’d lure in an extra foamer into the yard for him to eat if he checked the air before the RCO-lead manifest left. Only a genius such as myself could figure out such a way to kill so many birds with one stone!

My advice to you is STAY THE F**K OUT! -EHH

01/27/2021

Effective February 1st, we will begin running 10-mile long manifests and intermodals which will specifically be routed through bottlenecked single-tracked sections of track within metropolitan areas. As of now there is also no maximum train length either.

Try and outdo me again, Squires! Hahaha! -EHH

Seeking improvement in operating ratio, railroad anticipates most of increased traffic with same number of trains