06/05/2026
🚨 Emergency Announcement from Caldwell 🚨
Hello. It is me, Caldwell.
I have been informed that despite consuming approximately 47 meals per day, the food supply is somehow not infinite.
This is obviously unacceptable.
As the official Catnap Catfe Ambassador, I am requesting that the people immediately send food donations before I am forced to resort to dramatic measures such as:
* yelling
* yelling louder
* standing in food bowls and yelling
* pretending I have never eaten a day in my life
If you’d like to support the cats and kittens in our care, food donations are always appreciated.
Please donate. I am literally wasting away.*
*This statement has not been fact-checked.
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