01/24/2026
Alright, I’ll eat my words.
WHITE S**T IS FALLING FROM THE SKY.
So wash your nasty A$$, scrub the kids, and soak them racing striped un**es.
PrEpArE for:
-traveling, s**ts gonna be whack. People that don’t know how to drive in sunny and 75 weather are gonna be on the road getting their last minute bu****it because they didn’t listen to Dasher the weather man.
-Powa “stuff that keeps your house bright and warm”
May get a little complicated in the midnight hours, when the crack heads start to roam the streets, whether you live in a nice subdivision, or in a holler depends truly on how you lost it.
Scenario 1- the .25 to .75in ice has ripped the s**t from the pole or a tree has fell on line. P.s. don’t be a hero stay in doors, stay indoors report the s**t to authorities, don’t get electrocuted.
Scenario 2- now this one is more likely to happen in a holler maybe your next door neighbor who knows, but you’ll be the first to know when they start stealing the copper, because guess what you ain’t gonna have no damn Powa. P.s. may also wanna report this too.
- water
Gather. Your. Water.
More than likely Its gonna go off depends on if your contractor insulated it good, or if you did. Or who knows maybe your cousins, uncle, best friends dad knows a guy that could do it “Cheaper” if you went that route, you can guarantee your water freezes. But any way nobody wants to smell your ass the day you go back to work. Because lord knows how the City of hazard utilities are. Charge em extra 20$ so we can pay the guys over time, and we will fix it next month with a patch.
-Weather
Nobody has any clue what the hell is coming only that it is coming.
Now Dasher’s prediction we are gonna get any where from 2in- 24in of snow in total.
Ice Dashers prediction on that, is 0.1in-1in of ice but nothing more than 1in.
But as below in the model who knows, all i know is we are fixing to get a pounding we will remember for years.
Stay safe, Stay warm.
Stay toasty friends. 🫡
