CoMo Roller Derby

05/20/2026

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📣Thank you for being a CoMo Roller Derby “lead jammer” level sponsor! 📣

05/18/2026

Our travel season starts this weekend! Come see us and support these fellow roller derby leagues!

🛼 MAY 23: CMRD A/B Team v. Springfield Roller Derby
🛼 JUNE 6: CoMo All Stars v. Capital City Crushers
🛼 SEPT 11-13: CMRD is excited to attend the Chicago Beef Tournament hosted by Windy City Rollers

05/17/2026

Here’s to doing our best to foster asshole-free zones 🫶🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

CMRD wishes all a happy and safe International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia!

05/12/2026

Today we are screaming Happy Birthday to CMRD's very own Coffin Cutie! ⚰️

Coffin is currently the Morale Officer of our Executive Board. She was S&R Co-Chair in 2023, 2024, and 2025. Coffin always has your back, whether she is providing snacks, checking in on others, ensuring hydration, etc. This is why she has been awarded "Prepared Pro" the last two years. She is an an amazing blocker, mother, teammate, and friend.
Coffin is very dedicated, no matter if she is off or on skates, she always nails it!

We are highly grateful to have Coffin as a member of our league! We hope you have a CRYPTASTIC Birthday!!! 👻🖤

📸by: .com

05/10/2026

Happy Mother’s Day from CMRD 🌸🛼

05/08/2026

Our very own Mesch’er Up recognized for being a badass babe on and off the track!

A lifelong soccer player, Battle wrestling coach Kelsey Mescher now satisfies her competitive itch through coaching and in the roller-derby rink, where she is a staple of the circuit.

05/03/2026

And that’s a wrap for our 2026 Spring home games!!! Thank you SO much Arch Rival Roller Derby and Rolla Rockets Roller Derby for coming out to play us!

Shoutout to our MVPs:
A Game — Arch MVJ Thrasher, Arch MVB Lenevil Kneivel, CoMo MVJ Stoner, CoMo MVB Stinger
B Game — Rolla MVB Strawberry Knockout, Rolla MVJ Boom, CoMo MVB L on Wheels, CoMo MVJ B.U.G.

Thank you to all our refs/NSOs, players, volunteers, sponsors, attendees & venue Hallsville Fairgrounds for a wonderful Spring home season. Keep an eye out for our upcoming travel bout schedule & Fall home teams game dates to be announced very soon!

05/01/2026

When your roller derby bout is the same day as the Kentucky Derby 😳🐎🛼

See us play TOMORROW, May 2nd in Hallsville MO! Details are in our FB event!

05/01/2026

Today we are celebrating our badass teammates birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MESCH’ER UP!! 🥳

Mesch is a hell of a blocker, an amazing coach, and a phenomenal ref! She has earned lots of MVBs over the years!
Mesch has many skills and is a true legend. She always has the coolest hair too. 😎

Mesch has been with CMRD since June 2013 and has worn all kinds of hats for us. Over the years, she’s been our Coaching Committee Chair, Events Committee Chair, Interleague Coordinator, and is currently "the booker" for our Executive Board Committee.

Mesch also loves teaching. She is a high school science teacher and is a wrestling coach. She does so many cool things and makes a positive impact on many lives.

We hope you have the HAPPIEST of Birthdays!! 🎉🎂

04/29/2026

C U Saturday in Hallsville 🛼🛼🛼
Arch Rival Roller Derby
Rolla Rockets Roller Derby

04/27/2026

Happy Birthday to our very own kickass Jammer, Pushy Kat!!!

Kat became a CMRD league member in 2021. She has held various positions among the league. Marketing Chair, Beginners Chair, Coaching Committee Member, and is currently Interleague Liason. Kat has received six MVJ awards, two MVB awards, Best CMRD B-Rolls Jammer 2024, and 2-Time CMRD Fashion Icon. She is also a "certified yapper". 😀

Kat is a great friend and a wonderful teammate. They are very dedicated, have a lot of perseverance, and are always willing to help others as needed. Kat is an inspiration. They dance/perform at Muse Pole Fitness, are an A & B level team derby player, and do so many other incredible things in the community!

Please take a moment to wish Kat a Happy Birthday! We love and appreciate you! 😺🎉