Greenfield Eagles

10/17/2026

🏈 SATURDAY BUCKEYE FOOTBALL & BAD DECISIONS 🏈

Put on your favorite red shirt, lower your expectations, and stumble on into the club. The Buckeyes are playing, which means it’s time to scream at a television screen like it owes you money and aggressively call out plays like Ryan Day is sitting at the end of the bar taking notes.

​🍻 LIQUID INVENTORY CLEARANCE

​$2 Beers During the Game: Because you’ll need at least six of them to handle whatever blown play or questionable referee call is coming your way.

​🥣 THE FEEDING TROUGH

​Carry-In Chaos: We’ve got the chili going, but this is a community feeding trough—stop showing up empty-handed like a freeloader, drag your crockpots and casseroles in, and bring something to share with the class. Eat at your own risk.

​🎵 AFTER-PARTY EARBUD ASSAULT

​Open Jukebox (7:00 PM – 11:00 PM): Because letting the entire bar control the music for four straight hours is a legally recognized form of self-harm.

​👀 YOUR SOLE SURVIVAL OBSTACLE

​Gina / Gigi (All Day): Working open to close. May the gods have mercy on your soul, because she certainly won't.

​Owen: Will also be lurking around delivering aggressively violent high fives after every touchdown, so get ready to separate your shoulder for the team.

​Bring your crumpled-up bills, leave your complaints at home, and let's go Bucks (or whatever).

​📍 1275 N. Washington St, Greenfield, OH.

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10/16/2026

🐟 FINALLY FRIDAY: IN COD WE TRUST 🐟

​You survived the week by the skin of your teeth, so haul yourselves into the club and let us feed you. We're frying up the good stuff and pouring heavy.

​🍟 THE FRIDAY FISH & SHRIMP EMERGENCY

​Fish Tail Special: Fish tail, a side, and a soft drink for $7. Cheap, greasy, and gets the job done.

​21-Piece Shrimp Special: 21-piece shrimp, a side, and a soft drink for $9. Because why eat a reasonable amount of seafood when you can eat twenty-one of them?

​Shrimpy Steve: Just a reminder—Shrimpy Steve is a beloved mascot, not a menu item. Anyone caught eyeing him up for the fryer will be permanently banned.

​👀 YOUR DAILY WARDENS OF SANITY

​It's That Jess (11:00 AM – 4:00 PM): Holding down the fort while silently judging your early start to the weekend.

Toni (4:00 PM – Close): Taking over the night shift to make sure your Friday night mistakes are properly documented and mocked.

​Bring your crumpled-up bills, check your fragile feelings at the door, and let's get this weekend disaster started.

​📍 1275 N. Washington St, Greenfield, OH.

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10/15/2026

Attention Members! 📢

​Have you received your new plastic card and noticed that your address or contact information needs updating? Good news—our website at WWW.FOE.COM is fully operational again, allowing you to update your information quickly and easily on your own!

​First-Time Registration:

​If you don't have an online account yet, follow these steps to get started:

​Go to WWW.FOE.COM.

​Click on "IF YOU DON'T HAVE AN ACCOUNT, PLEASE REGISTER".

​Enter the required information, answer the CAPTCHA question, and click on SUBMIT.

​Already Have an Account? How to Update Your Info:

​If you need to update your address, phone number, or email address:

​Log in and go to the top right of the page to (your name) PROFILE.

​Select EDIT CONTACT INFORMATION.

​Update your information and click on SUBMIT.

​Thank you for your cooperation and assistance in keeping our records up to date!

The Fraternal Order of Eagles

10/15/2026

🌮 THIRSTY TACO THURSDAY. TIME TO FEED THE GUILT. 🌮

​Get your sombreros and your stomach meds ready, because Thursday is here to finish off whatever dignity you had left. We’re slinging Mexican-ish food and cheap booze until you forget what day it is.

​🌯 THE CARB & CORONA EMERGENCY

​Soft Tacos: 2 for $6.

​Taco Salad: $8 (for when you want to pretend you're eating a vegetable while drowning it in cheese and sour cream

Big Butt Burrito: $6
(because subtlety is dead).

​Coronas: $2.75 all day.

​Margaritas: $3 to help lubricate your poor life choices.

​👀 YOUR DAILY PUNISHMENT SQUAD

​Toni (11:00 AM – 4:00 PM): Holding down the fort and trying not to lose her mind while you stumble in for lunch.

​Gina / Gigi (4:00 PM – Close): Working the night shift, armed with an attitude sharp enough to cut glass and zero patience for your nonsense.

​Bring your cash, check your feelings at the door, and let's get fiesta-wrecked.

​📍 1275 N. Washington St, Greenfield, OH.

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10/14/2026

🐪 HAPPY HUMP DAY. WE SURVIVED TWO WHOLE DAYS OF THIS TRAGIC WEEK. 🐪

​Dragging yourself through the middle of the week deserves a reward, or at least a lukewarm drink and some fried food. Come waste your lunch break with us.

​🍗 THE MIDWEEK FUEL STATION

​The Special: Chicken Tenders, a side, and a soft drink for $8.

​Review: It's crispy, it's greasy, and it'll get you through the afternoon slump. Stop complaining and eat your tenders.

​👀 YOUR DAILY PUNISHMENT SQUAD

​The Other Jess (11:00 AM – 4:00 PM): Manning the fort and ready to judge your mid-day drinking habits.

​Deidra (4:00 PM – Close): Closing down the night shift and taking care of business.

​Drag your miserable carcass in, drop your $8 on the counter, and let's limp our way toward the weekend.

​📍 1275 N. Washington St, Greenfield, OH.

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10/13/2026

10/13/2026

🥂 SHOUTOUT TO SHELIA WIEDENHEFT 🥂

​Let's hear it for Shelia Wiedenheft, who deserves a damn medal for publicly acknowledging our bartenders' relentless, jaw-dropping hard work at properly bullying the customers.

​Somebody has to keep you degenerates in line, and Gigi and the crew take that public service very seriously.

​Keep drinking, keep behaving, and try not to cry about it.

​📍 1275 N. Washington St, Greenfield, OH.

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10/13/2026

🛑 TUESDAY WARNING: DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT. 🛑

​Since you're somehow still breathing after Monday, you might as well ruin your week properly. Here is what we're serving, who is yelling at you, and how much it's going to cost your sorry self:

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🍺 THE DEPRESSION JUICE (ALL DAY)

​$2 Beers: Because facing reality sober on a Tuesday is a felonyable offense. Pour 'em down and pretend your life choices are working out. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🍔 THE SLOPPY LUNCH LINEUP

​$6 Special: Fried Bologna sandwich + a side + a soft drink. (Cheap enough to fit your pathetic budget.)

​$8 Special: Texas T + a side + a drink. (For the absolute baller of the group.)

​Rule #1: Eat it, don't whine about it, and keep your elbows off the bar. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚨 YOUR WARDENS FOR THE SHIFT

​Annie (11:00 AM – 4:00 PM): Already one minor inconvenience away from locking the doors and setting the place on fire. Tread lightly.

​Gina / Gigi (4:00 PM – Close): Night shift chaos coordinator. Guaranteed to judge your outfit, your drink order, and your general existence. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

​Drag your miserable carcass in, drop exact cash on the counter, and let's get this tragic day over with.

​📍 1275 N. Washington St, Greenfield, OH.

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10/12/2026

🔥 OH LOOK, MONDAY. TIME TO REGRET ALL YOUR LIFE CHOICES. 🔥

​Your pathetic little weekend is over, so haul your miserable carcasses out of bed and come sit at our bar like the lost causes you are.

​🍝 THE CARB-LOADING CRIME SCENE

​The Slop: Chicken Parm, garlic bread, and a sad little side salad for $10.

​The Warden: Wild Girl Gina has officially staged a hostile takeover of the kitchen from 11:00 AM till 2:00 PM. Nobody asked her to do this, nobody wanted this, but homegirl just likes playing boss and terrorizing anyone within a five-foot radius.

​🧠 YOUR DAILY DOSE OF BRAIN DAMAGE

​Annie is pulling a double-wide shift and working the entire damn day, which means she is already one minor inconvenience away from a complete meltdown.

​Gina is running rampant.

​Medical Disclaimer: Both of these lunatics are completely throwed off—though let’s be real, when are they not throwed off? May whatever higher power is listening have absolute mercy on your soul if you try to order something off-menu or ask a profoundly idiotic question.

​Bring your exact cash, check your fragile feelings at the door, and let's get this tragic excuse for a week over with.

​📍 1275 N. Washington St, Greenfield, OH.

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10/11/2026

🏈 COME ON OUT AND WATCH THE FOOSBALL GAME 🏈

​Put down the hangover cures and get back out here because today is game day. We’ve got both the Browns and the Bengals on the screens, which means double the opportunity to yell at the television like a maniac.

​🍻 GAME DAY PERKS

​$2 Beers: Flowing the entire time the game is on. Drink up, but try to keep your football analysis slightly more coherent than a toddler's.

​The Feeding Trough: Whatever "The Other Jess" decides to throw out for you savages to eat. Do not ask what's in it. Just be grateful she didn't lock the doors.

​If you haven't figured it out yet, The Other Jess is your official babysitter today. Just remember: Gina/Gigi trained her, which means she inherited all the sharpest side-eyes, zero tolerance for your whining, and an Olympic-level talent for rolling her eyes while pouring your drink.

​Don't start none, won't be none. See you at kickoff.

​📍 1275 N. Washington St, Greenfield, OH.

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