Brewer & Culley VFW Post #2693

06/19/2026

What do u call a fish with a bow tie? So*fish*ticated.

- What kind of wreaths do fish hang on their doors? Coral wreaths.

- What do you call a fish you haven't put on the scale yet? The one you gotta weigh.

- I bought the love of my life some fish from Washington, but she dumped me immediately afterwards. Oh well, there's plenty more fish in DC.

- Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper water would make them sneeze.

- Why did Noah have so much difficulty fishing on the ark? He only brought two worms.

- If I go on a discount fishing trip and I lose the worm off the hook of my fishing line ... am I entitled to a rebait?

- What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.

- What do you call a Polish fisherman? A fishing pole.

- "Hello, I need to make an insurance claim, a fish has damaged my car."
"... a fish? We'll have to inspect the vehicle first. Where is it parked?"
-"In the lake."

06/18/2026

https://x.com/Mens_Corner__/status/2067381781171515505?s=20

Could have used this at the 40&8 and saved a bunch!

06/18/2026

Why did the female crocodile leave her husband? He had a reptile dysfunction.

- What was the most rampant STD in the crocodile community in the 1980s? GatorAIDS.

- Why should you never play poker with a crocodile? You will lose every hand.

- Two crocodile-themed cars were driving right behind each other. They were tailgators.

- What is a crocodile’s favorite party game? Swallow the leader!

- It's not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart. One will see you in a while, whereas the other will see you later.

- What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush? You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

- How do you bid farewell to an Islamophobic Crocodile? See ya later, Allah-hater!

- Why can't Egyptian crocodiles get through the 5 stages of grief? They keep getting stuck in de Nile.

06/17/2026

THE BREEDING FARM
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia and decided to visit a crocodile breeding farm.

Unfortunately, they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.

The female ate the Frenchman.

The Czech was in the male.
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"Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep ... in a giant blender." - Homer
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SLOW CROCODILE: Later gator.

06/16/2026

- What is wind? Air in a hurry.

- What is the fastest type of wind? A Hurrycane.

- How does wind get fit? Air Conditioning.

- I'm obsessed with watching cornstalks being pollinated by the wind. I obviously have a cornography addiction.

- I went outside today and saw the most magnificent windstorm. I was just blown away.

- I prefer driving with a strong tailwind. But my wife says that's not what the term means, and all I'm doing is making the car smell like rotten eggs.

- What do you call creepy wind chimes? Stranger Tings.

- My house was so windy that it blew my window open, and I struggled to get it to close. It was a huge pane.

- I bought an umbrella with the brand name of Napoleon. On a strong windy day, it got blownapparte.

- What do you call a bald man on a windy day? Fortunate.

06/15/2026

BINGO tonight. Last one before summer break.

06/15/2026

There are three kinds of people: Firstly, the ones who shower, secondly, the ones who take baths, and thirdly, the ones who sit next to me on the bus.

- I just dropped my phone in the bath ... and now it's syncing.

- Wife asked me to get her "bath stuff" for Christmas. Hope she likes her toaster.

- Life is like a nice, hot bath. The longer you're in it, the more wrinkles you'll get.

- My Mum and Dad make me have a bath in Australian lager. They're my foster parents.

- What did the philosopher say after he took a bath? "I stink, therefore I swam."

- My wife asked me to get her a bath bomb. She's been giving me the silent treatment ever since I gave her that Francium.

- Usually, when I get naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on.

- What happens when you take a bath with a toaster? The answer will shock you!

- Why must people sun-dry after bathing in Afghanistan? There's a towel ban in Afghanistan.

06/14/2026

06/14/2026

Subject: Latin Phrase

The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase,
"Tuti Homini" - Blessed be Mankind.

A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They
noticed that the pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind

The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, "Tuti
Homini, et Tuti Femini" - Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.

The next day, a gay-rights group approached the Pope. They said
that they noticed that he blessed man kind and woman kind, and asked if
he could also bless gay people. The Pope said, "Sure".

The next day, the Pope concluded his sermon with,"Tuti Homini, et
Tuti Femini, et Tuti Fruiti."

06/13/2026

https://x.com/marty_hogan/status/2065451543705301203?s=20