Brewer & Culley VFW Post #2693

10/12/2026

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10/12/2026

How do you get a farm girl to like you? A Tractor.

- If a girl says she will be ready in 5 minutes, she will. No need to remind her every 15 minutes about it

- Did you hear about the marriage between the girl from Dublin and the boy from New Orleans? It was quite the O'Cajun.

- In my twenties, I lived in a houseboat, and I started dating the girl next door. Eventually ... we drifted apart.

- Today I went for a walk with a beautiful girl. Then she noticed me, so we went for a run.

- I’m into girls, and I’m into guys, yet I’m still single. So, I guess you could say I’m all bi-myself.

- I realized why girls like tall men ... because it makes it easier to crop your head out of photos when you break up.

- I joined a gym and said to the trainer, “I want to impress beautiful girls. Which machine should I use?” He said, “Try the ATM outside.”

- A really hot girl was checking me out today. Then I paid her for the groceries and left the store.

10/11/2026

10/11/2026

A policeman pulled me over on his motorcycle. I don't know why. I told him I was only borrowing it for 5 minutes.

- How can you tell when someone is a vegan or a motorcycle rider? They’ll tell you within the first 5 minutes of talking to them.

- A motorcycle will last you a lifetime ... if you ride it fast enough.

- What do you call a sentient bike that throws its rider off again and again? A vicious cycle.

- • Why did the woodcutter decide not to ride his wooden motorcycle? It wooden start.

- What do a mosquito and a biker have in common? They're both really annoying but don't live long.

- What do you call a biker who doesn't believe in Santa? Rebel without a Claus.

- Man, after joining a Biker Gang: Do we or don’t we ride our bikes at the same speed? Biker: Yes, we do. But stop calling it “synchronizing our cycles.”

- “And I can do it without hands,” said the motorcyclist, before and after the accident.

- How can you tell if a motorcyclist is happy? By the bugs in his teeth.

10/10/2026

Special thank you to Jennifer Titus from Zig Zag Corner Quilts for presenting a Quilt of Valor to Kevin Lantz. Quilts of Valor is a wonderful program giving handmade quilts to veterans.

10/10/2026

My therapist said I should get an emotional support animal....

So I got a chicken. Deep fried. Came with a milkshake.

Feeling better already.

10/09/2026

Sunken Treasure Drawing Friday, Oct 9. Open to the public.

10/09/2026

Shortly after the Revolutionary War, the American war hero Ethan Allen was in London for some business.

His hosts were very patriotic Englishmen, so there was inevitably some tension between them. One day, they acquired a portrait of George Washington and hung it in their outhouse, so that you could only see it when you were seated and the door was closed.

After Ethan came in from using it later that day, they asked him if he noticed anything different. He said he noticed the portrait.

When asked what he thought of it, he replied that he found it very appropriate for an Englishman to put it there. His confused hosts pressed him for an explanation, to which he replied, "Nothing makes an Englishman p**p quicker than the sight of General Washington."

10/08/2026

THE HERO PIG
One day, two farmers are chatting, and farmer 1 notices that farmer 2 has an odd pig.

Farmer 1: "Hey, why does that pig over there only have three legs?"

Farmer 2: "Oh, that pig. He's a hero. About a month ago there was a fire at my house, and that pig came in and pulled my whole family out of the house while we were sleeping."

Farmer 1: "So it lost the leg in the fire?"

Farmer 2: "No. A pig like that, you don't eat all at once."
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"You cannot soar with the eagles as long as you hang out with the turkeys." - Joel Osteen
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HERO WORSHIPER: Sandwich fan.

10/07/2026

TEXAS HOLD EM'. OPEN TO THE PUBLIC