Brewer & Culley VFW Post #2693

08/22/2026

GUARDIAN ANGEL
A man was walking by a construction site when he heard a woman yell, "STOP!!!" The man stopped abruptly, and seconds later a brick fell and landed in his path. He looked around but saw no trace of the woman whose voice he heard.

A day or two after that, he was driving to work. In the midst of the blazing music in the car, he heard the same voice yell even louder, "STOP!!!" He screeched on the brakes. A huge truck breezed past the front of his car from an intersection.

He couldn't have heard the woman's voice in his car, so acknowledging a divine intervention, he went to the church to seek answers. An angel manifested from one of the frescoes.

"Who are you?" asked the man.

"I am your guardian angel. It is my duty to protect you from harm's way. Since your birth, it is I who has been intervening on your behalf against all peril," the angel replied. Then, seeing the dumbfounded look on his face said, "I imagine you have some questions for me."

"You bet I do," the man said. "Where were you on my wedding day?"

08/21/2026

08/21/2026

Sunken Treasure Drawing, Friday 8/21. VFW Post 2693, 529 Apple St. Open to the public.

08/21/2026

Subject: The English Language

1. The longest one-syllable word in the English
language is "screeched."

2. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the
letters "mt".

3. Almonds are members of the peach family.

4. The symbol on the "pound" key ( #) is called an
octothorpe.

5. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

6. Ingrown toenails are hereditary.

7. The word "set" has more definitions than any other
word in the English language.

8. "Underground" is the only word in the English
language that begins and ends with the letters
"und."

9. There are only four words in the English language
which end in "-dous":...tremendous, horrendous,
stupendous, and hazardous.

10. The longest word in the English language, according
to the Oxford English Dictionary, is:
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

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08/20/2026

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08/20/2026

Did you hear they're remaking The Princess Bride with an all-potato cast? "Hello, my name is Idaho Montoya. You peeled my father. Prepare to fry."

- What do you call a reluctant potato? A hesitater.

- What's the difference between a yam and a sweet potato? $2.99 a pound.

- What do you call a potato with no arms or legs? An amputato.

- How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

- What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spectator.

- What style of potato chips does Santa Claus like best? Kringle Cut or Crisp Pringles

- I couldn't find the thingy that peels the potatoes and the carrots, so I asked the kids. Apparently, she left me two days ago.

- What did the twice-baked potato say before it was put in the oven? Damn, foiled again!

- Why does the tortilla chip always beat the potato chip in a debate? The tortilla chip has a point.

08/19/2026

I have a spelling checker.
- It came with my PC,
- It plainly marks four my r***e,
- Mistakes I cannot sea.
- I've run this poem threw it,
- I'm sure your pleased to no,
- Its letter purfect in it's weigh,
- My checker tolled me sew.
- Cents I began to youse it,
- I'm reel, reel pleased eye I got won.
- My righting's sew much bettor now,
- Ware wood eye bee without won.

08/18/2026

- How do you know all su***de bombers self-identify as being old? They are all boomers in the end.

- What did the boomers say when ma*****na was legalized? "Society has gone to pot."

- Why do boomers type in all caps? BECAUSE THEY’RE CAPITALISTS.

- What do you call someone with mediocre detonation skills? An OK Boomer.

- Why couldn’t the man wait to be in his mid-50s? He wanted to move to Oklahoma and become a boomer sooner.

- What do you call a 60-year-old flying in a fighter jet? A sonic boomer.

- OK boomer memes are dead, but they will surely come back one day. It’s the boomerang effect.

- How does a kid tell you that their grandparents called?
‘60s kid: Grandma called.
‘70s kid: Gramps called.
‘80s kid: Granny called.
‘90s kid: Grandmother called.
Kids now: Boomerang.