08/25/2026
“A drunkard is the annoyance of modesty, the spoiler of civility, the destruction of reason, the brewer’s agent, the alehouse benefactor, his wife’s sorrow, his children’s trouble, his own shame, his neighbours’ scoff, a walking swill-bowl, the picture of a beast, and a monster of a man.”
John Dod, A Sermon on Malt, 6-7. [This is a ‘short and whimsical’ sermon that plays on the letters in the word ‘MALT,’ delivered by Dod as he was stopped in the street by some students. This ‘MALT’ sermon is also found in John Ashton’s, Humor, Wit & Satire of the Seventeenth Century. London: Chatto and Windus, 1883, 411-41. Although it is not attributed to John Dod. It is also referenced in Benjamin Brook’s, The Lives of the Puritans, Vol. 3, 6.]