The Highland Rogues

05/16/2026

Battle of the Rogues. Squatch v. Sinister. The tally is now 1 to 1. Mace laid down the challenge for 2027.

Grand Valley River Fest

05/16/2026

04/23/2026

We got a call asking if we could organize, host, and officiate a pirate wedding. The moment we learned it was for a terminal patient who wanted to marry the love of his life after 42 years, we didn’t even blink.

Yesterday was powerful. Tears, stories, laughter—so much life in one morning. He was surrounded by his kids; the Rogues (Mace, Surgeon, Toes, Just Samm, Squatch, and Red—who officiated the ceremony); Alicia, who lives next door to Red and Sinister and is also his social worker; Kanani the woman who called us —now christened Black Hat; Sienna Hayes and several members of the Avant Guard Performance Troupe, who filled the space with music, red champagne and gifted the couple with rum; and of course, the blushing bride, Dee. He spoke openly about his journey, and the love on that riverbank was unmistakable.

The ceremony had everything: a sword arc, a water blessing, a message in a bottle gift presentation, and an honorary crew induction. Mace even gifted his sword to the groom.

This is exactly why we fight to keep this crew thriving and community‑centered. With less than 24 hours, we created something unforgettable.

Photo dump soon.

*Invitation designed by Kanani*

04/08/2026

Once again we will be participating at the Mesa County Libraries Summer Reading Program. Save the date and come on down.

04/05/2026

Avast ye, spring‑lovin’ scallywags!
May yer day be filled with bright eggs, bold adventures, and enough treasure to make even the saltiest pirate grin.

Raise a mug o’ cheer and let the Easter winds blow fair—

Happy Easter, from the Highland Rogues of the Grand Valley

03/28/2026

They like us, they really like us....awwwwww. We can't wait and if the river spirits are with us, we might float in from Corn Lake last last year. Stay tuned!

03/08/2026

A Rogue’s Salute on International Women’s Day

Today the Highland Rogues raise a hearty cheer for International Women’s Day, honoring every fierce, clever, unyielding woman who’s ever carved her own path through storm or starlight. The Realm is stronger for their fire.

And on this day of celebrating unstoppable women, we tip our hats to one of the fiercest to ever sail the seas…

🏴‍☠️Happy Birthday to Anne Bonny🏴‍☠️

A woman who refused to be told where she could stand, what she could do, or who she could be.
A blade‑bright spirit, a storm in human form, and a reminder that a Rogue’s heart answers to no one’s expectations.

Here’s to the women who fight, build, dream, and rise —

and to Anne Bonny, whose legend still teaches us to live boldly.

Raise a tankard, Rogues. Today, we honor the unstoppable.

02/23/2026

These fine car stickers be courtesy of our stalwart crew mate, Mace — a man who looked at our designs, squinted one eye like a seasoned buccaneer, and declared, “Aye, these need to be slapped on every wagon in the realm.”

So he hauled off and had ’em printed, proper-like.

Now, should ye spy a fleet of land‑ships cruisin’ about town with these marks of Rogues allegiance stuck proudly on their sterns, do yer duty:

Give ’em a honk, wave yer hook, and let loose a mighty, window‑rattlin’… ARRRGHH!

(Extra points if you scare at least one unsuspecting townsfolk.)