06/21/2026
Happy Father's Day to the man who taught us that "because I said so" is a complete sentence, that thermostats are sacred, and that turning off lights is apparently a full-time job. Thank you for the dad jokes, life lessons, unsolicited advice, and your uncanny ability to fall asleep anywhere within five minutes.
Today, we celebrate you—the king of the grill, master of the remote, and defender of the garage. Enjoy your day, Dads. You've earned it... just don't spend it reminding everyone how much things cost back in your day.
From myself and all District 8 staff, we wish you a Happy Father's Day!