05/30/2026
DOSSIER
NAME: “GUNNER”
ROLE: WEBMASTER
CHAPTER: MA 2-3
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SERVICE RECORD
BRANCH: U.S. Air Force
MOS: Security Forces
SPECIALTY: Point 50 Cal Gunner. Uber security with machine guns.
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MOTORPOOL
BIKE: 2023 Kawasaki Vulcan S
NEXT RIDE: Harley 114
RIDING SINCE:
Y2K. Back when gas was cheap, knees didn't make noise, and when Motrin was optional.
FAVORITE RIDE:
Where there are no people. If I can get lost on a back road with my wife and accidentally turn a two hour ride into a six hour land navigation training.
TYPE OF FUEL
Spite, profanity, and aggressively stalking veterans to make sure they file their VA claims.
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WHY CVMA
I missed the occasional chaos that comes from putting veterans in one place and giving them a mission. I tried riding with civilians, but they stop for things like comfort and common sense. I wanted to be in a group of combat veterans who understand tactical maneuvering, dark humor, and the occasional irrational level of rage. I wanted to be part of something bigger than myself again. VETS HELPING VETS is a mission I care about. As the recruiter promised: “It will be fun.”
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WHY WEBMASTER
In the Air Force, we use our brains. Technology has always come naturally to me. I enjoy building things, solving problems, and making sure our chapter gets recognized as the high speed individuals with disabilities that we are.
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PERSONALITY PROFILE
Resting ***** face
Side eye and knife hands
Inappropriate humor at inappropriate times
Being the smallest guy in the room somehow carrying the most rage
Helping veterans get the benefits they earned
“GET YOUR CLAIM, CALL THE VA, YOU EARNED IT.”
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MOTTO
"Are you connected with a VA claim yet?"
"Nothing motivates me more than being told I can't do something."