08/21/2026
📣 AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE CATS:
We have reviewed our current living arrangements and decided we deserve upgrades.
Our requirements include:
🐾 At least one comfortable sleeping surface
🐾 Snacks delivered on schedule
🐾 A human who understands personal space is optional
🐾 Unlimited access to suspicious cardboard boxes
🐾 A legally binding promise to admire us daily
In return, we are prepared to offer companionship, comedy, unsolicited supervision, and varying amounts of lap time.
Qualified humans may attend our in-person interviews:
📅 Saturday, August 22
⏰ Beginning at 10:30 AM
📍 PetSmart on Skibo Road in Fayetteville
Please review our photos before arriving. Some of us are sweet, some are silly, and some bring strong “I run this house now” energy. Choose accordingly. 😼
All available cats are spayed/neutered, vaccinated, microchipped, current on preventatives, and represented by T.A.R.A. Rescue.
Sincerely,
The Cats 🐾
Availability and attendance may change before or during the event.