Deep Thinkers Society

09/01/2022

10/01/2021

Why are cookies called cookies And bacon called bacon if you bake cookies and cook bacon?

04/25/2018

A group of scientists in Singapore built a robot that can put together Ikea furniture. That's when you know something's wrong, when it's easier to build a robot than it is to put together an Ikea chest of drawers.

04/09/2018

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll!!

08/29/2017

My neighbor asked if I'd been stealing clothes off her washing line
I nearly pooped her pants..

08/25/2017

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.

05/17/2016

My wife got a Fitbit. She set a goal to do 10,000 steps a day. Asked me to help her.. So I sold her car.