05/18/2026
We thought we were going to lose LaFawnduh Friday night.
Friday morning, when I fed the horses, all was well. She came up with everyone else and had breakfast, and I went off to work.
When I got home that night, however, LaFawnduh was absent.
Call her a lot of things, but NEVER LATE FOR DINNER.
I went out to see her in the pasture. She's had a tree-trunk leg since she arrived here. I initially feared when I brought her home 2 years ago that it was cellulitis. However, Dr. Marion checked her out right away and assured me, "Well, that's just the way she is. It probably started out as cellulitis, but now the tissues in her leg are just stretched out."
And I tend to trust the guy.
Regardless, I've watched that leg over the last two years, always waiting for the other (horse)shoe to drop. With a leg like that, I'm always worried about her compromised circulation leading to God-only-knows.
And Friday night, we finally had GOD ONLY KNOWS.
She had NO desire to eat, and she couldn't really bear weight on that leg. We took her to the front pasture to isolate her from the others, and that short 8 yards took easily 10 minutes as she gimped along.
We immediately called the vet, DEARLY HOPING it'd be a Dr. Marion on-call sort of night. Any other vet would have looked at her leg and likely freaked out. Fortunately, it was a Dr. Marion night, and since he knew her leg was like that before, well... It spared us from possible drama and awkward questions.
I'd taken her temp while we waited for him to arrive, and got 99.7. Her heart rate was 88, which is pretty crackin' for a girl her size.
He got here about 10pm. The poor guy had already gone to two other emergencies. By that time, he got a temp of 102.7 on her. However, there weren't any spots of obvious infection really going on. There were two tiny punctures I found when I clipped a small area on her leg while we waited for the vet, but it wasn't a snake bite. There was no bruising around those little marks, fortunately. Granted, I've only seen rattlesnake bites on dogs, so what in the heck do I know about horses getting bit? Dr. Marion reassured me it wasn't that.
He felt her leg, and she didn't mind anything being touched, but she couldn't put any meaningful weight down on that hoof.
I was really afraid the recommendation was going to be to put her down. Again, I know that leg is a ticking time bomb. And, yeah, I know I get them here for a good time, not a long time.
But here's the kick in the nuts: Since all that Biscuits went through last month, LaFawnduh has really and truly become her best friend. They'll share a hay bag, they'll try to stick their heads in a feed bucket together. This is the first time since Biscuits arrived that she's actually gotten this close to another horse. This week was the first time I ever saw Biscuits participate in mutual grooming with another horse.
And LaFawnduh...well, she arrived already best friends with Alfie. Since he passed away last year, she's kinda third-wheeled it with Butters and Carrots, but... Well, she's not one of the cool kids, according to Butters and Carrots. The freakin' jock and the popular girl item are sometimes kinda dicks to the other horses.
..but she had previously been drawn to little brown horses like Alfie, and Biscuits fit that bill.
The thought that poor Biscuits, who just went through HELL, only to finally get back to being a normal horse and making BFFs with LaFawnduh only to possibly now lose her buddy?
I mean, COME ON.
I expect the universe to generally s**t on me. It kinda always has, but what in the hell could poor Biscuits have done to warrant that crap? While Butters might constantly commit war crimes, Biscuits doesn't!
And LaFawnduh is kinda special to me. She's just kinda a goofy old lady... She has weird quirks. She's a fence licker. When she thinks no one is watching, she's apt to play in the water trough and splash everywhere. I dunno, there's just something endearing when I see an old horse that never probably got much play time throughout their lives give into the intrusive thoughts and get silly.
So, yeah, I was worried and not ready to go through something awful again so soon.
However, Dr. Marion did his thing and contemplated the situation.
"Well, why don't we just try giving her some pain medication, some antibiotics, do a sweat-wrap, and see what she's doing by tomorrow morning?" he asks.
Hell yeah.
So, he dosed her up, wrapped her in a stunning green bandage, and left us to our devices. We put Biscuits in the front pasture with LaFawnduh, as she stood at the gate, worried about her sister. And heck, I think LaFawnduh felt so icky that she probably wanted the company of her buddy.
I didn't sleep at all Friday night. I was terrified I was going to wake up to find her worse or not improved, however...
I was pleasantly surprised to open the front door to see LaFawnduh not only up, but having moved from where we'd left her the night before.
"YOU DIDN'T PUT HER ON STALL REST WHEN SHE WASN'T SOUND?"
Okay, horse ladies, don't come at me! I don't really ever want to do stall rest on her. With her leg as it is, leaving her confined just invites even worse swelling in her mystery leg. Getting her stocked up because she can't move isn't going to help the fact she's stocked up, m'kay?
And yeah, she was still limping along, but she was doing so VOLUNTARILY, and immediately took her self up to where she gets her breakfast.
And she ATE. She ATE A LOT. Which was pretty good, because the fact she'd refused food the night before was honestly pretty concerning. She's just a food motivated gal. We vibe.
So, Dr. Marion started her on some bute for the next few days, and had me take the wrap off that very morning. By that evening. LaFawnduh cruised up for dinner pretty much at her "normal" gait and speed.
He said we'll see how she's doing come Tuesday. We may have just dodged a bullet, though I'm not completely letting my guard down yet. But, I'll take any improvement, and one as dramatic as we've had in the last two days?
Dang.
Hopefully, she's back to normal come Thursday. Christopher is going to get her hooves into some sort of shape, as well as Carrots'. They need it pretty bad, as their hooves to go pot in about a quarter of the time it takes Butters and Biscuits hooves to even start looking a little wonky. And, it never fails I have to seek vet care when those hooves are super gross. I'm sure I look like the most neglectful horse owner in the world... except for all the medications, treatments, special feed regimens to get weight onto skinny horses, and always saying "YES!" to whatever the vet recommends.
Draft hooves are weird, regardless. I suppose all those years of work and simply supporting two-thousand pounds (plus) of weight is hard on those feeties. Especially for someone who pulled carriages on paved roads throughout her career like LaFawnduh. There were peoples' lives literally in her hand....hooves. The fence licker was dragging people in wooden carriages through downtown traffic. She is pretty chill, though. Not a lot spooks her. I can't say that for some of the others. She's been there, done that. She's seen what goes down on the 16th Street Mall. She's worldly and wise.
..she's probably seen a few naked, screaming humans in her day.
But nothing beats licking the fence after you've finished your senior food every night while you wait for your hay bag.
Sorry about the backlit picture. I'm sure my photography teacher's ghost is screaming at me. Actually, he might still be alive. I dunno. Anyway, that's her mid-stride, proving her mobility as of Saturday morning. Back lit or not, she is kinda just a black void out in the pasture. So, all you usually do see is just a shape. A horse shape.
A LaFawnduh shape.