08/27/2026
Good morning, Texas. Thursday is here, and August is finally running out of days. Unfortunately, it appears to have plenty of degrees left.
North Texas could see a few afternoon storms, East Texas is keeping the humidity turned up, Central Texas gets another hot and sunny day, South Texas continues making shade the most popular destination in town, and West Texas stays mostly hot and dry.
By afternoon, much of Texas will be well into the 90s. A/C units will be putting in overtime, steering wheels will require a cautious first touch, and somebody will stand in front of an open refrigerator for 30 seconds before remembering what they actually went in there for.
A few lucky spots may catch some rain later. Everybody else, keep something cold nearby and take it easy outside.
August has four days left. The heat has requested an extension. 🤠☀️🥵