08/09/2026
Apparently, El Paso spent $8.5 million on OnlyFans subscriptions last year.
Naturally, the MuttLove admin team started brainstorming... Do we need an OnlyFans to pay these vet bills? We've already suggested dog feet pics, so why not? We could call it Raunchy Rescue.
Our premium content would include:
• Belly pics.
• Toe bean close-ups.
• Potty videos.
• Vomit compilations.
• Wet towel contests after bath time.
• ASMR of dogs loudly licking themselves at 2 a.m.
• Live streams of us trying to figure out where that smell is coming from.
• Mutt Slut Monday- where we post ridiculous belly shots and sleep poses
• "Who p**ped in the living room?"... an interactive guessing game.
• Behind-the-scenes footage of dogs acting as if they've never been fed, despite eating 14 seconds ago.
• Chihuahua thirst traps... where they're just screaming at absolutely nothing.
• publicly self-cleaning and scratching
Or maybe we should skip all that and start a Pawtreon instead.
In all seriousness, rescue is already the least glamorous subscription service on the internet. We spend our days cleaning kennels, doing laundry, mopping floors, picking up p**p, celebrating adoptions, mourning losses, and somehow finding a way to pay the next vet bill.
The good news? We've paid down a huge chunk of our veterinary debt.
We still owe about $3,400, and we have three dentals scheduled for August 17 that still need about $690 to be fully funded; including one for Popeye before he heads out of state with his foster-fail family.
If you'd rather we stick to rescuing dogs instead of launching Raunchy Rescue, we'd be grateful for any help. Whether it's $5, $20, or simply sharing this post, every dollar goes directly toward veterinary care and helps us keep saying "yes" to the dogs who need us.
CashApp: $muttlovin
PayPal: PayPal.me/muttlovedogrescue