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04/03/2016

Relationships these days be like:
Dil ne yeh kaha hai dil se, chutiya katwana hai
ab tumse. xD

04/03/2016

हमै तो अपनो ने लुटा गैरो मै कहा दम था!
साला नॉ बाल ने हराया वरना कालो मै कहा दम

04/03/2016

Who said nothing is permanent ? Usko koi suryavansham dikao set max pe jo har hafta chalta rehta hai

04/03/2016

कॉलेज
Boy 1: अबे मै सीनियर हूं, सब खड़े हो
जाओ
Boy 2: आपका नाम सूरज है क्या सर !?
Boy 1: नही
Boy 2: तो गर्मी क्यो दिखा रहा
भोसड़ी क

04/03/2016

जब कोई सुन्दर युवती, बिलकुल
बिंदास होकर, आपकी बगल वाली
सीट पर आकर बैठ जाए.
तो समझ जाइए कि,
अब आप युवा नहीं रहे..

04/03/2016

GIRL- Xcuse me brothr, thats my seat
BOY- Ok, Bt Im not ur brothr. My DAD nvr f**kd ur
MOM..!!!
GIRL- True, bt my DAD f**kd ur MOm..!!!
MORAL: Ladkiya bhi ab madrchod ho gyi hain.????

04/03/2016

Ek Baar ek Accident ho jata hai jisme aadmi ka land
kat jaata hai.Uski biwi use doctor ke pass leki jaati
hai.
Doctor bolta hai ki inhe kutte ka ya ghode ka land
lagana padega.
to biwi boli ghode ka lagwa dijiye..kutta pehele se ghar pe hai.

04/03/2016

Ek chorni pakdi gayi
Constable:apki statement leni hai andar chalo n
fu**ed her.
Head constable aur ASI ne bhi yehi kiya.
Sham ko ladki ko megistrate Ke pass le jaya gaya.
Magistrate-tumhari statement leni hai, kuch kehna
chaahogi?
Chorni- sir aaj to STATEMENT sooj gayi hai, kal le
lena..

04/03/2016

I don't know how people can find captions for all their pictures. Here I can't even find a good picture of me.

04/03/2016

Dear girls just dont keep your pics in "public" There are some idiots who will download your pics nd create a new profile with another name. They edit your pics. I have heard many cases like this. Dont crave for those sh*tty likes. Trust me likes doesn't matter but your privacy does

04/03/2016

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,
his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you'll forgive me.'
She replies, 'If your p***s is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'

04/03/2016

Many girls want attention
But real women want respect Which one are you? Choice is all yours

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