04/01/2026
🚨 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
Introducing TRUE Time Results™ and the A FOOL™ System
(Athletic Finish Optimization & Outcome Legitimizer)
Muskingum Multisports is thrilled to unveil the most groundbreaking, absolutely least necessary innovation in endurance sports history: TRUE Time Results™, powered by A FOOL™ — the world’s first fully automated, reality optional post race result rewriting platform. Because let’s be honest… sometimes the official results are just wrong.
Not thrilled with your finish time?
Looked a little too “end of days” in your finish line selfie?
Missed your PR by… well, “a margin”?
Slept through the race entirely but still want that medal pic for Instagram?
Great news: TRUE Time Results™ puts you in charge. No timing tent. No emails. No questions asked.
How It Works
1. Find your result
2. Click the TRUE Time logo
3. Choose your upgrade from the A FOOL™ dashboard: (Time correction, Place adjustment, Photo enhancement, And more)
4. If prompted, provide your “reason.” Examples include: (“Course was long”, “I definitely passed at least 12 people”, “Too sweaty for my selfie”, “That hill added 7 minutes minimum”, “My watch said something different”, “I stopped for snacks”)
5. Boom. Your new official results appear instantly.
Advanced Features
• Auto PR Adjustment — Every race is now a personal best
• Rival Sync — Stay ahead of that friend, automatically
• Negative Split Generator — Because why not
• Podium Upgrade — Bronze, silver, gold… choose your destiny
• Custom Crowd Cheers — “Go YOU!”
• Selfie Enhancer: (“Totally real” sprint finish”, “Light, tasteful post race exhaustion”, “Classic celebratory arm pump”)
Every update comes stamped with our new authenticity badge:
A FOOL™ Verified ✔️
Because at the end of the day… if you believe it, A FOOL™ believes it too.
