Half Shells, PT35- Military Order of the Cootie

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Half Shells, PT35- Military Order of the Cootie The Military Order of the Cootie of the United States is a non-profit Veterans Service Organization. as an Ancillary unit within the organization.

We are known as "The Honor Degree of the VFW" and our members are comprised of the officers and leadership of the Veterans of Foreign Wars of the United States. Membership in the MOC is recognition of outstanding service to the VFW and its programs. Founded in New York City on September 17, 1920, the MOC is based on the principals of good humor and fun. Over the past ninety years, the Cooties have provided social and entertainment programs to members of the Veterans of Foreign Wars of the U.S. Since 1923, our first year as a part of the VFW, the Cooties have worked hard to further the aims of the VFW while adding to it the frivolity known as Military Humor to the serious work of our parent organization. What would ultimately become known as the VFW National Home for Children, a sprawling campus of homes located in Eaton Rapids, Michigan, started out as the brainchild of the MOC. We firmly believe in caring for the widows and children of our Armed Forces. Literally millions of dollars have been raised and donated to help "our kids" over our history; starting with the library, the swimming pool, the Fire Department, and a host of other projects designed to make life fun and educational for the children during their stay at the National Home. With the outbreak of World War II, the Cooties recognized a need to entertain hospitalized troops and veterans during their confinement and rehabilitation at Veterans Administration facilities throughout the country. Our service program is described as a directive to "Keep 'em Smiling in Beds of White." Each year the Cooties volunteer thousands of hours of time worth over ten million dollars to DVA Hospitals and domiciliaries throughout the United States. This work, in addition to the hours of service donated as active members of the VFW, set the members of the MOC apart as Foreign Service and Combat Veterans who are fully engaged in their communities, and their fellow comrades in arms and their families. Our distinctive red hat and unusual uniform sets us apart and draws attention to the plight of those less fortunate than ourselves. We sacrifice a little of ourselves to bring a smile or a laugh during what is normally a difficult time for our heroes. We seek others like us to join and help us help them in their times of stress and anxiety.

πŸͺ– SUNDAY FORMATION πŸͺ– New week, new General Orders, Half Shells! Today's Courier opens the week with Mental  #43, Physica...
10/11/2026

πŸͺ– SUNDAY FORMATION πŸͺ– New week, new General Orders, Half Shells! Today's Courier opens the week with Mental #43, Physical #44, and Joke #2050. Fall in and sound off in the comments: what's ONE mission you're setting for yourself this week? Keep it un-usually achievable. No Cootie scratches alone β€” HAVE FUN!

Mental Scratch  #43 β€” Enjoy the Quiet Hours (Operation Sunday Slowdown)Start slow, Cootie: coffee first, orders later β€” ...
10/11/2026

Mental Scratch #43 β€” Enjoy the Quiet Hours (Operation Sunday Slowdown)

Start slow, Cootie: coffee first, orders later β€” Sunday runs on easy time
Put the phone on silent for one hour and let your mind stand at ease
Pick one small good thing for the week ahead and say it out loud

Physical Scratch #44 β€” Reset the Ranks (Operation Sunday Stretch)

Sunday stretch patrol: neck, shoulders, and back, 5 slow minutes
Take a short easy walk after chow β€” fresh air, no pace to beat
Lights out on time tonight: sleep is Monday's best supply drop

Cootie Courier Joke #2050
Q: Why did the Cootie wear his fez to Sunday brunch?
A: He heard it was a real eggs-and-scramble operation!

Primal Directive β€” Operation Sunday Check-In
Sunday check-in! Rest easy, then call one brother.

Close the week the Cootie way: one small act of service for a hospitalized veteran β€” a visit, a card, a call. Tell us wh...
10/10/2026

Close the week the Cootie way: one small act of service for a hospitalized veteran β€” a visit, a card, a call. Tell us what you did in the comments. M.O.C. β€” Support Our Hospitalized Veterans. πŸ”΄βšͺ

Saturday's Courier is ready:Mental Scratch  #41 β€” Tune the Morale Radio (Operation Good Vibrations)- Put on one song tha...
10/10/2026

Saturday's Courier is ready:

Mental Scratch #41 β€” Tune the Morale Radio (Operation Good Vibrations)
- Put on one song that always lifts the formation β€” full volume, no apologies
- Hum the chorus while you work: a marching tune keeps the mind in step
- Send that song to a brother with one line: "this one's got your name on it"

Physical Scratch #42 β€” Police the Yard (Operation Saturday Sweep)
- Rake, sweep, or tidy one small corner outside β€” ten minutes on the clock
- Bend at the knees, Cootie: protect the back like it owes you money
- Canteen break at the halfway mark β€” sweeps run better hydrated

Cootie Courier Joke #2049
Q: Why did the Cootie start a Saturday marching band?
A: He heard the tent needed more scratch and brass!

Primal Directive β€” Operation Saturday Sweep-Up
Saturday sweep! Check on one brother today.

Mental Scratch  #39 Tell One Good Story (Operation Tale Exchange)- Pick one favorite memory and tell it out loud β€” detai...
10/09/2026

Mental Scratch #39
Tell One Good Story (Operation Tale Exchange)
- Pick one favorite memory and tell it out loud β€” details make the morale
- Call a brother and swap stories: one laugh traded for one laugh, fair deal
- Write down one line worth keeping β€” your archive of un-usual good days

Physical Scratch #40
Steady the Boots (Operation Balance Drill)
- Balance drill: stand heel-to-toe for 20 seconds a side, chair nearby
- March in place for two minutes, swinging easy β€” steady, not speedy
- Finish with ankle circles, 10 each way β€” keep those boots road-ready

Cootie Courier Joke #2048
Q: Why did the Cootie bring a map to Friday formation?
A: He wanted to plot a course straight to the weekend!

Primal Directive
Operation Friday Formation
Friday formation! Text a brother a joke and check his morale today.

One note on the balance drill: the chair-nearby cue matches NIA Go4Life balance guidance. Anyone dealing with dizziness or recent falls should use support and check with their provider first β€” worth a heads-up if you post it as-is.

Kick the weekend off right: read Joke  #2048, then drop your best one-line caption for today's graphic in the comments. ...
10/09/2026

Kick the weekend off right: read Joke #2048, then drop your best one-line caption for today's graphic in the comments. Funniest caption gets pinned. Keep it family-friendly and keep 'em smiling!

Dig out your oldest Cootie photo β€” a scratch, a hospital visit, a gala of years past β€” and share it with the year if you...
10/08/2026

Dig out your oldest Cootie photo β€” a scratch, a hospital visit, a gala of years past β€” and share it with the year if you remember it. Best story earns bragging rights until next Thursday.

10/08/2026
Your Wednesday orders: call or text one brother you haven't heard from this week. Then sound off in the comments with a ...
10/07/2026

Your Wednesday orders: call or text one brother you haven't heard from this week. Then sound off in the comments with a 🀝 when it's done. Nobody scratches alone on our watch.

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Denton, TX

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