DeLand Confessionals

07/26/2024

We’re back baby!

07/26/2024

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10/07/2020

I went to seven eleven this night and the man said to me, lemme tell you he said, no more in the establishment with the attitude when I said no words. No words

10/07/2020

You think just because you tell me you have a non above ground pool you think you’re better than me? Silly bitch? I saved the money to take some bad bitch to new symrna beach last weekend n we got drunk and I fingered her in the sand while she polished my Johnson off. enjoy your fancy pool you dry dick little loser

07/10/2020

Life is all, taco chorizo sour cream except when hamburgers man comes alone to slap the c**k of contentness out of your hands and mouth. No taco exceptions? That’s what u thought, hey man, I’m sitting here in everywhere town USA and I’m learning how to be myself you know? And I learn that then fu***ng Elon tusk comes along in his fu***ng future fu**ed T model ford and says “hey Buddy that by god ain’t good enough anymore” f**k all that. U come thru with your fancy sunglasses and your women with irritating catchy phrases. Keep them, I want my bitch to have walked around barefoot and take pictures of cats on the street. Not call themselves a crackhead because they said something wacky in a gas station. F**k your burgers son I’m going to G land

07/07/2020

I matched with a sloppy rando thot on tinder a while ago, she said she was hooked on crystal and her therapist used to be on it too. I said word? I said what’s the wackyiest thing you did on cm and she said she beat her ex’s ass cuz she was drinking and smoking it. She also told me she got kicked out of her friends grandmothers house because her grandmas friend said something rude to her friend becuz she was whorin around I guess. Idk, morality of the story, if you matched with a brute of a lady on tinder talk to her a lil bit, am I gonna get in there? Hell f**k no, she was busted, was she hilarious ?? hell f**k yes

06/16/2020

Keep talkin behind my back u dick farming little bastard.

06/16/2020

“Next time maybe don’t block a girl that spent 50$ on a Uber ride one way from Deltona to go out with you” bitch maybe don’t ask me out then start rubbing my dick through my pants at the duck pond then randomly stop n talk about to ur relationship with ur dad. Bitch either y’all about ur dad or rub my dick u lil wack ass blue balls r a thing and ain’t nobody asked u to start with rubbing my dick n balls n all this.

03/02/2020

I’m reviewing a review for a prominent eatery in the downtown area who I won’t name. But they should change their current now from what it is to Hell Naw, ay I ate here for years n was sassified but NOW?
Ok for starters, the service is 5/10 I only say that because some people there seem to work hard. But I’ve had a few bad servers or str8 up rood ma f**kas in that bitch. TWo the most important part, the serving size for potato salad n the coleslaw is mad wack son.
For three my Chicken n Waffle sandwich the other day was soggy n it made me sad about life( I was already sad but the soggy sandwich made me hate everything n everyone around me) step yo s**t up son.

03/01/2020

Punk ass u s**u with your tiny dog havin bitch ass I wouldn’t have hit your foot with the garbage if you weren’t taking up the whole sidewalk like a snorlax ass f**k out of here dude.

02/16/2020

I’m going to work today. N i today pacifically have to work with a turd farmer. A real dumb ass bitch ass lil turd harvester n I honestly hope he gets three kinds of cancer he’s such a dumb piece of s**t. But hey I’m going to get a lil breezy n wheezy n do my thang in dis game u kno what I’m sayin? Shouts out AP shouts out anybody who ain’t a bitch in this town (f**k KG) peace I’m out. 2020 all money money.

02/13/2020

This bitch said “no I didn’t get the 8 piece it was 8$ U gave me five” I said “bitch you spent the ten I gave you this morning on jul pods tf really” n then I ate fu***ng a mayo ham sandwich n went to bed pi**ed off n dreamed about someone actually giving a s**t.