The Jailhouse Lawyer

The Jailhouse Lawyer I AM NOT A Lawyer. This is merely a source of legal information for anyone facing drug charges in Tennessee, especially in the 13th judicial district.

Even though I have relocated to my home state of Florida, I will continue to help Tennesseans

06/14/2024

Today I crushed an 85 year old woman. Rightly, I feel horrible. In my mind, I cannot be a whole turd. I feel like a very small piece of s**t.. I tried to set some bounderies, and did so in grand style. Was I right?
I like to think of myself as a good man. And I WILL do the right thing, always.. except when it comes to my mother.
40 years ago I'd be reveling. Today I am not that guy. What ever point I was trying to convey was made today, to my own detriment
For well over 40 years, I have tried to get my self-righteous point across to someone who either would not or could not even get the idea. Today, I made my point. Hooray for me! FINALLY!
Nope! This was wrong in no uncertain terms.
Today I have what she does not have. My own family. My kids call me pretty much weekly. My son calls me to (get this) borrow my moral compass.. Today, I have true friends, the kind that will help me hide the body. I am married to an absolutly wonderful woman who puts up with my s**t daily and for some reason, is still there in the morning.
I have spent YEARS, even DECADES chasing something I already have.. Yesterday, I was whole.
Today I s**tcanned the one opportunity few people get in life and I am SO sorry...
I guess what I wanna say is at every opportunity, tell the ones you cherish how you feel. Be nice to people. Random acts of kindness cost you nothing, but can have a huge impact on the recipient.
Especially be kind to your family.. You may not always get the chance.
I hope that this makes some sense in an extremely crazy world. All we ever have in life is not material.

06/11/2024

Crap. It appears that one of my FB accounts has been hacked. If you get a message from Stephen Harrington Harrington with MY picture on it, Please know that it is not me. Im trying to report this to the powers that be at Facebook, but in the meanwhile I'll be using my considerable computer skills to find this prick. So far, I've found out that he also goes by .pennington.3283 Anything that you may get from my hacked account should be looked at as a scam, please do not get taken. I'm sorry for any problems this may causes anyone. The process to report an issue like this to facebook is SO convoluted that it seems I'll be able to find the jackass before Facebook takes any action. This is a prime example of how serious we have to take our on-line security measures. Do not be complacent. It is up to each and every one to be secure. Use common sense and do not give out any personal info, especially financial, to ANYONE for any reason. If youre contacted by someone who is in your contacts asking you to either invest in something, or telling you about a great opportunity to "WIN" lots of money, Before you act, contact that person to verify if it really came from them.

04/08/2024

Life is too short 馃槩 Years ago we were all like family. Everyone looked out for each other. We ate together and drank together. We worried about each other. We need to get back to this. We need to take care of each other, instead of breaking each other down. I'm going to make a bet, that out of my "family" and "friends" that less than 6 will take the time to copy and post this.. 鉂ho are my SIX. I bet I鈥檓 shocked 馃挴

My wife posted this a couple of hours ago...and she is 100%right.
I grew up the same way. We kids were raised by the proverbial "village". As a kid, I ate as many meals at friends houses as I did at my own. My friend's parents "corrected" my behavior, called my parents if it was serious, and all of the parents knew each other. Backyard cookouts with neighbors was a weekly thing. Everyone was looking out for each other, and each other's kids. We trusted one another, and it would NEVER occur to anyone to try and hurt someone else that didn't desperately deserve it. Our society has devolved...and we need to get back to that mindset.
American society has become truly and seriously screwed!!

03/10/2024

I've been absent for a good while, 4 years to be approximately exact!! LOL. For that I apologize. Since I've come back home to Florida things have been sort of rocky, but getting A LOT better quick.
After my release from the TDOC, I have 8 years of probation to contend with. The Tennessee Department of Corrections and the Tennessee judicial system have been doing as they please, making policy and rules (that actually have the effect of law) most of which are in direct contravention of the US constitution, their own state constitution, and even contrary to Tennessee statutes!!! They have gotten away with this unopposed for so long, they believe they can do anything to anyone in their custody with impunity. NOBODY contests any of the actions of the TDOC because when someone does complain, retribution is certain to follow and they WILL end up back in prison. NOT a good outcome, nor is it worth the struggle to most people. (That is a sad state of affairs, and will be the subject of another discussion we'll have here real soon)
After studying law and fighting my Pot case for over 3 years...I found out after my release that my legal battles with law enforcement were apparently going to be an ongoing struggle in order to force them to follow their own rules, regulations, and the law.
The FIRST THING the TDOC did was to try to "force" me into a cognitive behavior "class", and require my attendance 2 times per week for over a year. Nowhere in my plea agreement or final judgement was that a part of my sentence so I took their asses to court. I documented a bit of that struggle previously here. My position on the matter was solid, my research and case law were on point. The probation office I reported to got really pi**ed off at me for even having the temerity and go**ds, and for having the knowledge and the ability to sue them. I "sort of" complied with their "program" and attended the damned class until the date of the hearing on my motions. At first, I was laughed at, and was told I wouldn't win, that I was wasting my time, their time and the courts time with frivolous court filings (My P.O. even threatened, in not so many words, that I could be charged with filing frivolous suits.)
Yep! They were really worried! I was about to change how the TDOC would be handling probationers state wide!! The closer we got to our final hearing things were getting to the point that I could not even leave the house without getting arrested for some invented crime or probation condition violation!!! The TDOC was figuring out that I actually had a good chance of winning, so the retaliation commenced. They were going to violate my probation to keep me from winning the case at any cost.
Seeing the handwriting on the wall, I made plans to transfer my probation and move back home to S Florida. My transfer was approved so I made my travel arrangements and then waited for the final hearing on the whole TDOC thing. The hearing was scheduled for the day before my homeward departure flight. My flight was leaving Knoxville at 2:30 PM, but court in Crossville was at 9 that morning and I wasn't gonna miss that hearing for ANYTHING!! The TDOC and my Probation officer were evidently thinking I was gonna be so intent on getting out of Tennessee that I wouldn't show up. The look on their faces when I walked in was worth everything!!!
My case was called at around 10. I gathered my files and got ready to argue my case but to my dismay, the attorney the court appointed to me actually showed up and was already in front of the judge telling him that I was leaving the state and that my case was at that point moot! He agreed with her. I came UNGLUED on her after the judge dismissed my cases. The court HAD to give the TDOC and the Probation Dept. a way to "save face". I discovered that right, wrong or indifferent, In no way was I going to win that case at the trial court level. It was going to have to be fought in the appellate courts, and I wasn't sticking around for that!!!
The damned attorney stated that she wasn't going to argue my case because it was going to create bad law! I just looked at her with disgust, and asked " Bad Law? Bad for who exactly?" These Fu***ng lawyers!!! They call them Lawyers because "W***e" and "Liar" were already taken...
So in the end...I stayed out of jail and came home. I posted my motions, my research and my case law to several social media sites and made it all available to all probationers who were in the same situation with probation in Tennessee. At the end of the day I was able to come home, and left knowing that I left the state of Tennessee leaving the Tennessee Dept of Corrections licking their wounds. I take great satisfaction in that!!!
That about gets us caught up, I'll be posting a lot more regular from now on.
Stay cool, and stay safe out there!!!

06/03/2020

I was taking a hiatus during the Covid thing, but now.. with all of this OTHER crap facing this country, I believe that we are in far greater danger from the social unrest, Tyrannical and out of control Police, and the people we continue to put in office that protect them, than covid19 presents.
I'm back, and would like to get a CONSTRUCTIVE and engaging discourse on Civics 101. It will be interesting to see the views on our rights vs the constitution, vs the government.
First thing we gotta remember is that our founding fathers created a REPUBLIC, and NOT a democracy. In a republic, the individual counts supremely. In a Democracy, there will ALWAYS be an oppressed minority:

re路pub路lic
/r蓹藞p蓹blik/
noun
a state in which supreme power is held by the people and their elected representatives, and which has an elected or nominated president rather than a monarch.
ARCHAIC
a group with a certain equality between its members.
"the community of scholars and the republic of learning"

de路moc路ra路cy
/d蓹藞m盲kr蓹s膿/
noun
a system of government by the whole population or all the eligible members of a state, typically through elected representatives.
"capitalism and democracy are ascendant in the third world"
Similar:
representative government
elective government
constitutional government
popular government
self-government
government by the people
autonomy
republic
commonwealth
Opposite:
tyranny
dictatorship
a state governed by a democracy.
plural noun: democracies
"a multiparty democracy"
control of an organization or group by the majority of its members.
"the intended extension of industrial democracy"

The key words in the definition of democracy are the control of an organization or group BY THE MAJORITY of its Members. In this scenario, there will always be a disgruntled minority,

The founding fathers embarked on what was known as the GREAT Experiment, in that they attempted to take the best of both parties, creating a unique and theretofore unknown form of government.
They drafted our Declaration of Independence and our BIll of rights, which in their minds were inviolate. When read properly, our bill of rights, our constitution and declaration all embody the sentiments and values that separate us from the rest of the world, and These documents are what make the USofA unique among nations. A people free from government tyranny, with the individual able to control his or her own destiny and lot in life

Let the discourse begin. Next up...The constitution, and how it applies to us,

05/30/2020

Hey guys & gals, sorry 4 the absence. Christ...What next. We've had a worldwide pandemic and almost have social meltdown, and we're not even halfway thru the year.
Oh yeah, one other thing: Got my med card for MJ!!! Woo Hoo!

12/25/2019

Well, i did it. I moved back to my home state of Florida, where they finally wised up and enacted medical ma*****na laws. I transferred my probation, spoke with my new officer, and found that I can in fact get a med card, even with my ma*****na conviction. He told me that when I get my card, he's fine with it. Florida is SO much more progressive than Tennessee. It's way more expensive to live here, but this is my best move. things in Tennessee had progressed to the point that if I even poked my nose out my door, I went to jail.

12/03/2019

I kinda sorta had my hearing today on the issue of the TDOC changing my original plea agreement. I get there at 9:00 and try to hand my "Court Appointed" attorney, one Laura D***s, copies of everything I wanted to be argued in this case.
She told me point blank that she's not going to argue the case, and in fact was going to move to strike the motion, because the issue at hand was moot. And she is right.
My transfer of probation has been approved, I'm leaving for Florida day after tomorrow, so I will no longer be subject to these classes. The courts will not hear a case that has been rendered moot. I showed up in court today hoping for a decision that would prevent the TDOC from doing this to ANY probationer in the state of Tennessee but in my short-sightedness, I filed this on behalf of myself. Had I included the wording that I was filing not only on behalf of myself but also on behalf of every probationer in the state of Tennessee so situated, the issue would NOT have been moot and would have moved forward. This needs to have a class-action status.
She told me in no uncertain terms that this case "would create bad law". Not 'COULD, BUT WOULD" telling me that I have a winning case. My question is....bad law for whom? Certainly not for probationers!!!
I am calling on ANY probationer who is also affected and would like to get out of these stupid classes to contact me. [email protected]. I have done all of the work, this case is winnable and merely needs to be argued in court. I can tell you how to get back in front of the judge without an attorney. Article 1, section 9 of the Tennessee state constitution, gives you the right to be "heard through your attorney, AND through yourself!!! Don't let anyone tell you you must have an attorney to get back into court. The courts are open to the public!!!

11/06/2019

Well, I showed up in court today, taking the TDOC to task for the unjust changing of my original plea agreement. Things went well however it's been a bittersweet day as I found out that "The Kingpin" Thorne Peters was found dead in his cell in Shelby County. He was extremely vocal, fighting his battle in the press rather than with coherent arguments in court, yet the guy had balls. Props to that!!!
Judge Gary McKenzie in Cumberland County is a great Jurist!! I might even campaign for him. Rather than toss my case outright, he deemed that I had a colorable claim, appointed me an attorney and we now have a hearing on Dec. 10th.
This news about Thorne has hit me pretty hard.I have no words at this time.Like it or not, I admired the guy, he will be sorely missed, and the cannabis community has suffered a great loss,
I'm leaving for Marathon in the keys in the morning, yet it will be with a heavy heart.

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