10/02/2026
Like if you been there, Dad’s
That's not a pizza order. That's a man choosing his battles. 😂🍕
The receipt starts innocently enough with one large hand-tossed pizza for $17.99.
Then the toppings begin.
Triple pepperoni.
Extra cheese.
Banana peppers.
Light jalapeños.
Chicken on one half.
Mushrooms on another.
Caramelised onions and olives divided across different halves.
And light sauce over the whole thing.
It was complicated enough that the customer apparently knew somebody in the kitchen might assume there had been a mistake.
So he added a message explaining everything:
“Bro yes i know this looks insane and you’re probably like who is this dude? i’m the dude who has a very pregnant wife. i’m done questioning what she wants. i’m scared of her and honestly you should be to. i promise this is the order. thank you and godspeed”
In other words: don't call, don't ask questions and definitely don't make substitutions.
Whether the finished pizza tasted as chaotic as the receipt looked isn't known.
But one thing is clear: this man had received his instructions and had absolutely no intention of returning home without the correct pizza.
Triple pepperoni, chicken, mushrooms, jalapeños, olives and onions. At this point the only topping he really wanted was a little peace and quiet. 😂🍕
