06/07/2026
Dear Humans,
We’ve reviewed the current staffing situation and have some concerns.
There are simply not enough people dedicated to serving us. Our food bowls are filled, our beds are fluffy, and our rescue staff works very hard, but frankly, we believe more humans should be available for cat-related duties.
That’s where you come in.
Forgotten Felines Rescue is looking for volunteers to assist with important feline operations, including:
🐾 Admiring us
🐾 Telling us we’re pretty
🐾 Feeding us
🐾 Cleaning our rooms after we’ve redecorated them with litter
🐾 Entertaining kittens who woke up and chose chaos
🐾 Helping more cats find homes
We are accepting volunteers as young as 12 years old.
🐱 Ages 12–15 must bring an adult human.
🐱 Ages 16+ may volunteer independently, which seems risky, but we’ll allow it.
Attention high school students: Need service hours this summer? We have plenty. You can earn hours while being supervised by tiny furry managers who contribute absolutely nothing financially.
Forgotten Felines Rescue is 100% volunteer-run, which means every cat you see here is helped by humans who decided sleeping in was less important than helping cats. Weird, but appreciated.
Apply to become our unpaid intern today:
https://www.forgottenfelinesrescue.org/volunteer
We can’t offer a salary.
We can offer judgment, occasional affection, and the opportunity to be chosen by a cat.
Honestly, that’s worth more anyway.
Sincerely,
The Cats
(Management)