09/19/2026
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🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
We have been made aware of addictive substances that will soon be arriving in our area. These substances may all look similar, but they are disguised in different colored packaging with descriptive names like “S’mores,” and “Salted Caramel.”
These substances are distributed by strong young men and women who will lure you in with their good-cause story and get you hooked. These young “peddlers” will even dress the part in Uniform to entice you with not only their professional appearance, but also their trustworthiness, loyalty, helpfulness, friendliness, courtesy, kindness, obedience, cheerfulness, thriftiness, bravery, cleanliness, and reverence.
We here at ISSDA are willing to step between you and these dangerously delicious things. If you somehow get snookered into purchasing one or more of these items, please feel free to bring your purchase to your local Sheriffs Office and they will allow one of their certified popcorn sampling Deputies to dispose of it safely.
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