05/16/2026
That’s sure to work 🤦🏼♀️
Montana is dealing with drought, wildfire risk, collapsing water levels, and the growing reality of climate instability, and the official response from the governor is basically: “Alright everybody, hands together, eyes closed, let’s see if the sky feels generous.”
Again, people can pray if they want. Nobody cares. Pray in your truck. Pray on your porch. Pray while holding a garden hose pointed at the heavens like you’re trying to negotiate with Zeus. But prayer is not a drought policy. It is not wildfire prevention. It is not infrastructure. It is not environmental planning.
You know what this feels like? One of those medieval villages where everybody’s starving and the king walks out wearing fifteen pounds of gold jewelry like, “We have consulted the monks and determined the dragons are angry.”
Meanwhile the forests are dry as tinder, rivers are shrinking, firefighters are getting hammered every summer, and housing developments keep expanding into fire-prone areas like humanity collectively decided, “Yeah let’s build a subdivision directly inside a campfire.”
And then this line: “Prayer is the most powerful tool we have.”
What are we doing here, Greg? Seriously. Are we running a state government or the tutorial level of a civilization game?
Reservoirs are more powerful. Modern infrastructure is more powerful. Forest management is more powerful. Science is more powerful. Fire mitigation planning is more powerful. Hell, a teenager with a shovel and a basic understanding of irrigation is currently contributing more to drought prevention than this proclamation.
And let’s be honest, if prayer alone fixed droughts, half the American West would look like the goddamn Amazon rainforest by now.