03/06/2026
DNA Update
Tired of waiting for DNA results, I contacted the management at Michigan Technological University telling them about the failure of the University to produce our s**t DNA results. Unfortunately, the scientist who was supposed to be conducting the analyses apparently falsely told her superior that she had already produced the results.
The scientist conducted DNA analyses in 2025 (this is the first I have seen them), but she was supposed to produce a SNP panel to compare northeast canids with eastern wolves from eastern Canada. Instead, she compared our s**t DNA with canids from the Great Lakes region. This was like comparing apples to oranges. The report she produced is both worthless and meaningless.
Apparently, the scientist now says she will produce something. Since she refuses to communicate with me, I have no idea what it is.
My sincerest apologies to everyone who donated money for these analyses. We have asked the university for either the report we paid for, or a refund. We were told by the scientist that we had to pay the $7,500 as a "donation" with nothing of value in return. Of course, the university is balking at returning our/your money because it was a "donation".
We will see what we get for a report, if anything. I am not optimistic that it will be what we paid for. If the scientist had already produced what we paid for, we would have gotten it a long time ago.
For the record, if anyone asks me about having s**t DNA samples analyzed by Michigan Technological University, I will tell them about our horrible experience. Lesson learned.
In the meantime, we've been told that our s**t samples that we sent to the University of Quebec are still being analyzed. These are being done for us at no cost as part of a research project into eastern wolves being conducted by a graduate student. He is at least as anxious to get the results as we are. I expect that the lab analyzing those samples knows what they're doing and is doing it.