Mommy Wants Vodka

Mommy Wants Vodka Because 'Mommy Wants Vicodin' sounded too suburban. http://mommywantsvodka.com Religion may be the opiate of the masses, but vodka is the vodka of the masses.

11/05/2024
Emphasis on the HAD.
11/05/2024

Emphasis on the HAD.

*shudders*
09/02/2024

*shudders*

07/15/2024

It’s my birthday tomorrow and all I want is soup and bubble wrap. Lots of bubble wrap.

06/11/2024

Turns out, I have a hiatal hernia. May need to revise my gastric sleeve into a roux-n-y which I don’t want. Like pouty face don’t want.

06/02/2024

I hate coming on here to spill my guts about my health because it’s boring and droll.

So as you may recall, I did post about needing to get smaller clothes while donating my old nice clothes to go to people in true need. No luck on that so far but I remain optimistic.

What I didn’t tell you is that I’ve been sick. Really sick. Nausea and vomiting, crazy electrolyte panel, fu**ed up blood chemistry, since like September of last year.

I do not know what’s wrong, but the upside of down is that I’m finally seeing a GI doc tomorrow. I’ve been exhaustively going to doctor appointments, but this may be the one who tells me what happens next.

Any suggestions?

03/15/2024
Me, playing hide and seek.
03/11/2024

Me, playing hide and seek.

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