06/16/2026
Late night bitching with the Illuminated Society
Lots of mega churches preach prosperity gospel messages and use the preacher as an example of prosperity. Cept old preachy boy getting paid by the donors while hard working people throw in their last $20 hoping God will multiply that s**t 100 fold, as they say. Preacher gets fatter working people get leaner. Or conned into pyramid schemes.
Someone once told me if the preacher isn’t driving a new Benz he isn’t worth listening to. Lmao.
Likewise, teachers of so called illumination, enlightenment, magick and new agey woo woo sell you their books, podcasts, seminars, makeshift spells, or whatever. Just head on over to Etsy and you can rent a witch to cast a spell on someone.
Prosperity Magick. Prosperity gospel. Same thing, different names.
Believe me. I’m not knocking your magick rituals to be prosperous. Do it. Conjure a demon and have it unlock doors for you. But you see what I’m saying right? Preachers and magicians alike tell us we too can be prosperous by following their particular way of doing things. And usually, that comes with a price tag. Give to the preacher and god will bless you. Pay the magician money and you’ll learn how to perform the right kind of magick to get rich.
Has any of the above worked for you? One thing I’ve learned is whats worked for one person doesn’t always work for another. Sometimes coming up with your own rituals, spells, magick, whatever works better. I know someone who sung a song about having a specific amount of money and damn sure he got it.
Like a magical bard.
I know another person who was in a desperate situation and simply said this is what is going to happen, down to colors, types and actions of individuals and it happened that way.
Like some matrix s**t.
Having fu***ng fun with it. We take s**t too seriously. Robert Anton Wilson spoke about the absurdity of it all. But the absurdity was the fun stuff. Crowley spoke about just going along with your day. Working, doing your chores and not obsessing over what you lack. What you need will find its way to you. According to him. Start a project just as an experiment and see how it works out. Don’t spend a s**t ton of money on it. Just see if things come to you. Like that movie said, “if you build it they will come.”
Lastly, if you’re feeling stuck you’re probably obsessing over something, or living like a hermit. You need to break that cycle. Get out, meet people, hang out, have some fun. The magick of life will return.
There. I gave you all of that for free. And you didn’t have to read 15 chapters or 20 different books to know how to do it.
Ps - I’m not encouraging you not to read. Read as much or as little as you want. But take what you’ve learned and make it your own. That’s how real artists work. Inspired by other artists, but making your own art. Or magick. Or whatever.
Pps - a library card is usually free.
- your’s truly
Reuben