Salem Players

05/11/2026

The Mouse that Roared! Hear Ye, Hear Ye! Tickets are $5 off this Thursday, May 14 at 7:30 pm. Get your tickets here: https://salemcatonsville.seatyourself.biz/

04/27/2026

Join us in May 8,9,14,15,16,17 for our spring performance of “The Mouse that Roared” at Salem Lutheran Church.

03/25/2026

03/03/2026

Absolutely insane shot of Red Blood Moon during last night's Lunar Eclipse over New York. 🔴🗽

Absolutely. Here is a more descriptive, third-person caption that focuses on the grandeur of the scene and the symbolism of the moment.

A Celestial Torch: The Great Lunar Eclipse of 2026 🌑🗽

Last night, the heavens and the harbor aligned for a rare, breathtaking display of cosmic symmetry. As a Total Lunar Eclipse reached its peak, the moon was transformed into a deep, rust-colored orb, appearing to rest perfectly atop the torch of the Statue of Liberty.

This "Blood Moon" occurs when the Earth passes directly between the Sun and the Moon, casting a shadow that filters out all but the longest, reddest wavelengths of light. To see this celestial phenomenon paired with one of the world's most iconic symbols of freedom is a powerful reminder of the beauty found in both human achievement and the natural world.

Highlights of the Night:
The Totality: The moon reached its most intense crimson hue, a stark contrast against the dark, hazy New York sky.

The Composition: The silhouette of Lady Liberty, standing firm against the ripples of the harbor, created a sense of timelessness.

The Atmosphere: The city lights of the Manhattan skyline in the distance provided a modern frame for this ancient astronomical event.

There is something profoundly humbling about a moment like this. While the city below continues its restless pace, the universe operates on a scale that demands we stop, look up, and appreciate the rare alignment of our world with the stars.

Fast Facts about Last Night's Eclipse:
Type: Total Lunar Eclipse (Blood Moon)

Location: Viewed from New York Harbor

Symbolism: The "Enlightening the World" torch meeting the light of the lunar totality.

01/03/2026

Please note: all auditioners will be seen, including walk ins! Select the time slot that best represents when you plan to come to auditions, and be prepared to possibly stay and read with others for the full hour of your slot. Come with friends! Callbacks, if needed, will be held either 2/22 or 2/26...

01/03/2026

Salem Players will hold auditions for “The Mouse that Roared” on Thursday February 19 from 7-9PM, and Saturday February 21 from 1-3PM, at Salem Lutheran Church 905 Frederick Road, Catonsville, MD 21228. Directed by Erin Klarner.

Facing economic disaster, the tiny Duchy of Grand Fenwick declares war on the United States, hoping to lose horribly and inspire its very own Marshall Plan. The leader of the Fenwickian forces, however, Tully Bascom, isn't let in on the plot. He infuriatingly *succeeds* in his invasion of New York, capturing the devastating new Q-bomb and bringing the United States to the negotiating table, the results of which could just spell... world peace. A stage adaptation of the classic comedic novel by Leonard Wibberly and hit 1959 movie."

Tully: A simple bird enthusiast, suddenly the leader of the armed forces of Grand Fenwick.
Gloriana: 22-year-old Duchess of Grand Fenwick.
Montjoy: her uncle, an aristocrat.
Benter: her opposition advisor, the people's man.
President: a competent, likeable commander-in-chief.
Beston: his secretary of state.
General Snippet: a career army man, a stuffed shirt.
Jill & Debbie: his daughters, tough military girls.
Professor Kokintz: Columbia University physicist, inventor of the Q-bomb.
Soldiers, scientists, servants, peasants, tourists, students, reporters, & White House staff.

Open casting of all ages (except where noted that actors must be able to portray age/relationship indicated) and genders. Where a character must be male or female, they may be played by any gender. Some roles may be doubled. All roles are unpaid.

Performances May 8-17, 2026. No show Mother's Day, Thursday evening show May 14. 1-2 weeknight rehearsals per week (no Tuesdays) and 1-2 weekend (Saturday afternoon/Sunday evening). All actors will not be called to all rehearsals. Please bring conflicts to audition and come prepared to read sides from the script.

Further questions can be directed to [email protected] / 410-747-0720

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Please note: all auditioners will be seen, including walk ins! Select the time slot that best represents when you plan to come to auditions, and be prepared to possibly stay and read with others for the full hour of your slot. Come with friends! Callbacks, if needed, will be held either 2/22 or 2/26...

11/26/2025

Call for Directors > Fall 2026

10/31/2025

70, Girls, 70; Photos by Guy Davis

10/22/2025

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Go take a look at the old folks! They’re quite an int’resting sight! But if you want to see old folks— then get your tickets to The Salem Players 70, Girls, 70! It’s chock-a-block with old* folks! If you’re ready for a charming, sparkling little gem of a long-lost musical theatre show, the...

10/20/2025

You may have heard about a certain jewelry heist in Paris over the weekend. I'm pretty sure our Gang! was not involved as they were on stage, here in Catonsville all the weekend.
If you missed it, you have only THREE MORE CHANCES to see Kander & Ebbs hilarious 70, Girls, 70 at Salem Players October 24, 25 at 7:30pm, October 26 at 2:00 pm. Get tickets at https://salemcatonsville.seatyourself.biz/