Youth Empowerment Alliiance

03/24/2026

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11/18/2025

09/18/2024

In Benin, 31% of girls are married before the age of 18. However, 16-year-old Dado has managed to avoid this fate thanks to the CASH plus CARE program. Now, with her parents' support for her education, she is shaping a brighter future for herself. 🌟

08/22/2024

Attention young leaders! The application is now available! You can apply for one of three tracks: Business, Civic Engagement, or Public Management. Check the eligibility criteria and application timeline: https://buff.ly/2ZYNWH9 Young African Leaders Initiative Network

07/04/2024

Happy Independence Day! Get ready for a sunny weekend filled with delicious hot dogs, juicy burgers, and refreshing drinks. Remember to celebrate responsibly and drive safely! 🥳🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🥳

02/13/2024

'SDAY! 😭

Stop Fleecing Your Partner For Valentine (SFYPFY)

As reported by various major news outlets - CNN, BBC, Reuters, Associated Press, always Lying FOX 5, Fox 10 News, AL-Jazeera News, New York Times, Vanguard News, Anambra News, World India News, China Whatever news, UN NYC, ABC News, CBS News, 123 African News Service, Rachel Madows Ultra Liberal Defunct News Gibberish, Looney Tunes News Network, MSNBC, very far Rightists Unhinged News Mongers, to mention but a few, that SFYPFV a world-renowned human behavioral adjustments bureau based in Geneva Switzerland, has decided that it is no longer acceptable to celebrate VALENTINE'S DAY as it was deemed offensive and downright patronizing by various religious organizations as confirmed by the Vatican and the Ayatollah Ungwan-Doki of Iran.

We suggest that if you are so inclined as to display your tasteless and classless morbid pokey Valentine's Day gestures, perhaps you should visit sick patients at hospitals, visit prisoners, visit homeless shelters, many orphanages need patrons and caretakers, go to a refugee camp or do charity work, pay your past due bills, get online, and do some chores for your mother. But, most definitely refrain from showing or displaying any obnoxious act of mushy gooey affection to your partners or perceived jump-offs. No getting drunk or trying to get your partner drunk so you can take advantage of them, no prancing about at your secret rendezvous in your despicable albeit cheap shiny lacy unmentionables. No googly droopy eyes or industrial-painted bouncy lips permitted either! Please respect yourselves and behave in a decent and civilized manner.

Do not even attempt to give or accept ridiculous gifts such as flowers, chocolates, champagnes, cards, etc., per our unknown source, the "Russians." He reluctantly intimated that taking your partner to dinner on Valentine's Day will get you 15 years behind bars, and it's not a Guinness bar, either! We further gathered that this august world body known as Stop Fleecing Your Partner For Valentine (SFYPFY) has declared such acts of affection manipulation as illegal and strictly prohibited according to edict of the Geneva Convention Penal Code promulgation enacted 01/10/2014, forbidding these obnoxious decadent inhumane gestures that are out of date, out of culture and out of this world.

Please be extra vigilant and report anyone suspected of indulging in a despicable display of V-Day affection to the appropriate authorities. Please take note, and make it a priority to inform your families and friends because the life you save might yet be your own!

02/13/2024

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Stop Fleecing Your Partner For Valentine, (SFYPFY)

As reported by various major news outlets - CNN, BBC, Reuters, Associated Press, always Lying FOX 5, Fox 10 News, AL-Jazeera News, New York Times, Vanguard News, Anambra News, World India News, China Whatever news, UN NYC, ABC News, CBS News, 123 African News Service, Rachel Madows Ultra Liberal Defunct News Gibberish, Looney Tunes News Network, MSNBC, very far Rightists Unhinged News Mongers, to mention but a few, that SFYPFV a world-renowned human behavioral adjustments bureau based in Geneva Switzerland, has decided that it is no longer acceptable to celebrate VALENTINE'S DAY as it was deemed offensive and downright patronizing by various religious organizations as confirmed by the Vatican and the Ayatollah Ungwan-Doki of Iran.

We suggest that if you are so inclined as to display your tasteless and classless morbid pokey Valentine's Day gestures, perhaps you should visit sick patients at hospitals, visit prisoners, visit homeless shelters, many orphanages need patrons and caretakers, go to a refugee camp or do charity work, pay your past due bills, get online, and do some chores for your mother. But, most definitely refrain from showing or displaying any obnoxious act of mushy gooey affection to your partners or perceived jump-offs. No getting drunk or trying to get your partner drunk so you can take advantage of them, no prancing about at your secret rendezvous in your despicable albeit cheap shiny lacy unmentionables. No googly droopy eyes or industrial-painted bouncy lips permitted either! Please respect yourselves and behave in a decent and civilized manner.

Do not even attempt to give or accept ridiculous gifts such as flowers, chocolates, champagnes, cards, etc., per our unknown source, the "Russians." He reluctantly intimated that taking your partner to dinner on Valentine's Day will get you 15 years behind bars, and it's not a Guinness bar, either! We further gathered that this august world body known as Stop Fleecing Your Partner For Valentine (SFYPFY) has declared such acts of affection manipulation as illegal and strictly prohibited according to edict of the Geneva Convention Penal Code promulgation enacted 01/10/2014, forbidding these obnoxious decadent inhumane gestures that are out of date, out of culture and out of this world.

Please be extra vigilant and report anyone suspected of indulging in a despicable display of V-Day affection to the appropriate authorities. Please take note, and make it a priority to inform your families and friends because the life you save might yet be your own!

11/24/2023

08/15/2023

Education is not a privilege. It is a human right. Yet, young women and girls continue to face discrimination and marginalization in many countries, including unequal access to school. The denial of education violates their human rights, and can leave them more exposed to violence, poverty and exploitation.

All students must be allowed to exercise their right to learn.

05/11/2023

Are you interested in a career with the UN? The Young Professionals Programme (YPP) is a recruitment initiative for highly qualified young people.

Details here: https://careers.un.org/lbw/home.aspx?viewtype=nce via United Nations Careers

04/21/2023