Bulverde Lions Club International

04/08/2014

A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want... On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?!"

The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs......

"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"

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11/27/2013

04/15/2012

Anhalt Hall, Spring Branch, Texas

03/18/2012

Wild Game Dinner Program - See all the items up for auction!

03/04/2012

Kerrville, Texas March 3, 2012. Eight members of the Bulverde Lions Club traveled to Kerrville and combined their talents to build a fence at the Texas Lions Camp (TLC). This is the weekend when Bulverde Lions Club members helped prepare the TLC in Kerrville to receive the over 1600 kids with special needs during the summer. TLC provides, without charge, a camp for physically disabled, hearing/vision impaired, and diabetic children from the State of Texas, regardless of race, religion, or national origin. The programs available at the camp are designed to help campers learn to make social adjustments, become more self-confident, and develop a positive self-image. In response to the disabling polio epidemic that swept the country decades ago, the Lions of Texas conceived and constructed the Texas Lions Camp. Pictured here are Bulverde Lions (Left to Right) Jerry Steward, Joe Hamilton, Joel Selko, Bob Tennis, Jose Fernandez, Lewis Kreutler, Red Waner, and Mark Kirchoff. For more information about TLC, click on this link: Texas Lions Camp. Photo by Lion Mark Kirchoff.

03/02/2012

When you don't give up..You cannot fail

02/25/2012

Wild Game Dinner - 13 April 2012 - Anhalt Hall, Spring Branch, Texas - visit us on the web at: http://www.bulverdelionsclub.com

02/25/2012

36th Annual Wild Game DinnerFRIDAY 13 APRIL 2012 TIME: 5:30 - 11:00 PMTo Request Tickets email: [email protected]

02/25/2012

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Wild Game Dinner - Anhalt Hall - Bulverde Lions Club - Your source for local - Sports & Outdoors events in Spring Branch, TX

02/12/2012

01/29/2012

01/21/2012

BLC Wild Game Dinner - April 13, 2012. Visit our website: http://www.bulverdelionsclub.com for more information!