10/21/2026
🚨 BREAKING: MASSIVE DATA BREACH AT SIX KITTENS RESCUE. 🚨
Earlier today, we promised to release three classified files if we reached our fundraising challenge goal.
Unfortunately, we did not reach that goal.
Even MORE unfortunately, someone has apparently taken matters into their own hands...or paws?
At approximately 8 PM, an unauthorized individual gained access to company technology and LEAKED ALL THREE FILES.
The leaked documents reveal:
👽 FILE #001: An unidentified creature lurking on the premises.
💩 FILE #002: A horrifying incident involving the company food bowl.
🚨 FILE #003: An employee engaging in deeply inappropriate personal grooming during working hours.
Management is horrified.
Our cybersecurity department has been notified.
(The cybersecurity department is also a cat.)
We apologize for this catastrophic breach of confidentiality.
While the suspects remain under investigation, our mission remains unchanged: raising money on Brazos Valley Gives Day to help us rescue and care for cats and kittens in need. 💗
If this organizational disaster made you laugh, consider donating $5 or sharing our fundraiser! Only a few more hours left to give!
🔗 https://www.brazosvalleygives.org/organization/Sixkittensrescue