06/23/2026
DAY 5 - A ROYAL DECREE FROM LORD FARQUAAD
By order of the very tall and definitely not insecure ruler of Duloc:
1. You will attend Shrek the Musical
2. You will laugh
3. You will be amazed
4. You will buy tickets before they sell out
Failure to comply may result in public humiliation . . . or worse . . . standing room only!
Tickets are going FAST! Act accordingly, peasants
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