01/24/2015
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A GHOST HUNTER IF...
Your calendar of events has more ghost hunting dates than birthdays and anniversaries.
You have a closet dedicated to ghost hunting equipment
Your computer is book marked with ghost hunt equipment stores and e-bay favorites for ghost equipment
Your address book contains a notation of G.H. or a complete section of ghost hunters
You have at least ten videotapes of ghost investigations.
You have at least two digital cameras and an assortment of tape recorders.
Your idea of a great night out is not dinner but a cemetery at midnight.
You have more ghost and orb pictures than you have pictures of your friends and relatives.
You take more pictures in the dark than in the daylight
Midnight is your favorite hour
The trunk of your car is filled with assorted papers, maps and ghost hunting equipment
You get excited over pictures with no images showing
You say the words, "play it again" at least twice a week
You can a camera flash in your face at least once a week
You wear a flashlight on your head and don't feel like an idiot
You have more pictures of gravestones than that of your children or family members
Your hard drive has at least two photo enhancing and editing programs
You have at least two sound editors on your computer to record and clean up EVPS.
Your car can't pass a cemetery without making a "U" turn.
Won't leave home without a flashlight
Carry more batteries than keys
Spend money to sleep in an old prison
Have blinded at least six people with you flash in the last six months
Most of the equipment you carry, beeps or flashes
Are not frightened by strange noises
Walk around places talking to yourself
Most of your friends are ghost hunters
Will drive 50 miles to eat in a "haunted restaurant"
Spend hours visiting "ghost sites" on the net
Have joined several chat room all involved with ghosts
Log on to the Solar Weather link to see if there is a full moon or solar storm
You get a new camera and the first thing you do is take off the strap.
Ask deceased relatives to join in family pictures.
You have more EVP's than your favorite music
UPS delivers to your job rather than your home so you don't have explain your latest piece of ghost hunting equipment.
Your car has a bumper sticker that reads: I'd Rather Be Ghost hunting!
You refuse to stay at a hotel that's not haunted.
You hear someone say, "You look like you saw a ghost, and you start interviewing them.
You spend more time of ghost message boards than anywhere else on the net.
You are not afraid to talk to a "brown out".
Your best ghost photo is hanging along side family pictures.
More afraid of the living than the ghosts
Refuse to watch "scary movies".
Look for reflections on your computer to see if anyone is behind you.
Will sit for hours looking at a movie of an empty room.
Enjoy negatives more than prints
Have a camera next to your bed
You own a motion detector
Have more than ten pictures of ceilings
You know exactly where your EMP meter is at this moment
Show up at funerals with a EMF meter, tape recorder and camera
You child talks about an imaginary friend and you take at least ten pictures
Have more photography equipment that most tourists
Your idea of a good vacation is a haunted place
Spend hours looking at pictures with a picture editing program
Have more pictures of dust than anything or anyone else.
Can recognize a cemetery by its graves
Spend as much on batteries as fast food.
Can name at least five people, not related to you, in any given cemetery
The police department knows your name and the fact that you are a ghost hunter
You know what "Run means
Have made a pact with at least one person to "come back from the dead and contact them"
Spend as much on printing and developing as you do gas for your car
Have listened for EVPs on your telephone answering picture.
Used your cell phone as a camera and tape recorder in a cemetery
Carry at least five pieces of ghost equipment with you at all times
Your purse or backpack substitute as a ghost hunting equipment carrier
Had at least one argument over an "orb"
Have at least three, ghost hunting group shirts or id badges hanging in your closet.
Have more black clothes than any other color.
