Dirty Paws Animal Rescue

04/21/2026

03/26/2026

Spring has sprung!

03/11/2026

We would like to notify you of a low-cost spay/neuter clinic that may be beneficial to those in need.

03/05/2026

Courtesy post on a Male and female canaries! The pair with cage need immediate rehoming. Adoption fee is $500 for all supplies and birds. See message for video posting.

02/24/2026

Happy Tuesday from Chuck and all of us at Dirty Paws!

02/14/2026

Happy Valentines Day!

02/14/2026

🖤🤍 Rhyme & Harmony 🎶
Age: Young & fabulous
Relationship Status: It’s complicated (with each other)

Looking For: A committed throple situation

About Us
Hi. We’re Rhyme (sleek tuxedo with dramatic eyeliner) and Harmony (blue-eyed heartthrob with model-level paw placement).
We come as a set.
Like peanut butter and jelly.
Like wine and bad decisions.
Like you and your Amazon cart at 2am.
We’re seeking a human who understands that:
✔ We will judge you.
✔ We will love you.
✔ We will sit directly on whatever you’re trying to use.
✔ You will never p*e alone again.
Our Ideal Throple Dynamic
You provide:
Sunbeams
Snackies
Soft blankets
Emotional availability
The ability to admire us while we ignore you
We provide:
Coordinated loaf poses
Occasional synchronized zoomies
Head boops (rare and sacred)
Deep eye contact that feels like a soul contract
Dramatic stares into the middle distance
Our Red Flags 🚩
We WILL tag-team you at 3:47am.
We believe doors should not exist.
We have strong opinions about wet food texture.
We are absolutely going to steal your side of the bed.
Our Love Language
Parallel napping
Sitting exactly 0.5 inches out of reach
Purring when you least expect it
Staring at you like you owe us money
Swipe Right If:
You’re ready for:
Double the cuddles
Double the chaos
Double the judgment
Triple the love
We promise we’re low drama.
(That’s a lie.)
Adopt us.
Join the throuple.
Let’s make it official. 🖤🤍✨