10/15/2026
Tiny Bed Hog Seeks Long-Term Relationship đ
Meet Shorty | Petite | Single | Emotionally available
Looking for: A committed human with good belly-rubbing skills and an appreciation for long walks around the neighborhood.
About me: Iâm a happy little old lady(though not too old at 8 years) and I am right around 17 lbs with an excellent sassy wiggle waggle and a strong belief that beds are meant to be sharedâalthough I may have a generous interpretation of the word shared aka she takes up the whole spaceđ
Green flags: House trained. Crate comfortable. Good with cats. Excellent appetite. Experienced in the ways of indoor living. Communicates my boundaries politely. Thrilled to see you when you come home. Still plenty of energy to be silly and playful, and I love to make you laugh!
Love languages: Belly rubs, quality time, and food. Any food. All food. I even take my medications like youâve just handed me bacon. (Apparently Iâm on a diet, a decision made entirely without my consent.)
Seeking: Someone ready to settle down who appreciates affection, companionship, and a lady who knows what she wants. Must be willing to share the bed. Please note that âshareâ is a term I use loosely.
No casual flings. No unattended snacks.
Shorty is looking for forever. Swipe right. â¤ď¸
Apply to meet her, today!
https://form.jotform.com/241957474861166