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Literally made from star stuff, this PLEASE HODL Decider is guaranteed to give you 50% better decision making to any bin...
10/10/2026

Literally made from star stuff, this PLEASE HODL Decider is guaranteed to give you 50% better decision making to any binary questions. And unlike some other “things” there are only a very finite amount of these that will ever be made (just 100 of each of them) , they are a tangible object you can put in your pocket, and due to the very nature of their scarcity will in fact increase in value over time. Blessed and anointed by a ta***ic priestess. Measuring 1.5” across and weighing in at 26 grams this could be the “decider” that has been missing in your life. Comes with numbered and signed limited edition print and digital passport. Supporting Planned Parenthood of the Rocky Mountains, Sunflower Seeds Ukraine and Humane World for Animals.
When equipped this PLEASE HODL Decider will give you the following stat enhancements:
+2 Clairvoyance
+2 MAGIC
Unlocks “What’s in it’s Pockets”, Dialogue Option
Unlocks Money Tree Perk
+1 LUCK Negates Indecision Debuff

Literally made from star stuff this S.h.I.b.a. I.n.u. Decider (so here I be and I now understand) is guaranteed to give ...
10/10/2026

Literally made from star stuff this S.h.I.b.a. I.n.u. Decider (so here I be and I now understand) is guaranteed to give you 50% better decision making to any binary questions. And unlike some other “things” there are only a very finite amount of these that will ever be made (just 100 of each of them) , they are a tangible object you can put in your pocket, and due to the very nature of their scarcity will in fact increase in value over time. Blessed and anointed by a ta***ic priestess. Measuring 1.5” across and weighing in at 26 grams this could be the “decider” that has been missing in your life. Comes with numbered and signed limited edition print and digital passport.Supporting Sunflower Seeds Ukraine Planned Parenthood of the Rocky Mountains and Humane World for Animals

When equipped this S.h.I.b.a. I.n.u. Decider will give you the following stat enhancements:
+2 MAGIC
+1 LUCK
+2 Clairvoyance
20% Increase Rare Item Drop
Unlocks “What’s in it’s Pockets” Dialogue Option
Negates Indecision Debuff

Literally made from star stuff, this TO THE STARS Decider is guaranteed to give you 50% better decision making to any bi...
10/10/2026

Literally made from star stuff, this TO THE STARS Decider is guaranteed to give you 50% better decision making to any binary questions. And unlike some other “things” there are only a very finite amount of these that will ever be made (just 100 of each of them) , they are a tangible object you can put in your pocket, and due to the very nature of their scarcity will in fact increase in value over time. Blessed and anointed by a ta***ic priestess. Measuring 1.5” across and weighing in at 26 grams this could be the “decider” that has been missing in your life. Comes with numbered and signed limited edition print and digital passport. Planned Parenthood of the Rocky Mountains, Sunflower Seeds Ukraine and Humane World for Animals

When equipped this TO THE STARS Decider will give you the following stat enhancements:
+2 Clairvoyance
+2 MAGIC
+2 LUCK
Unlocks “What’s in it’s Pockets” Dialogue Option
Negates Indecision Debuff
Legal tender in some space cafes

This Huhmann TranceFur Beach Towel has an infinite number of uses including you can use it to dry off, for any intergal...
10/10/2026

This Huhmann TranceFur Beach Towel has an infinite number of uses including you can use it to dry off, for any intergalactic adventure (or really any adventure) having a towel is clutch. Measuring 60"x30" and made from space age moisture wicking microfibers, it also comes with it’s own limited edition strap to haul it around with (if you are the sort of person that appreciates a firmly secured towel) and Comes with numbered and signed limited edition print and digital passport. Supporting and

When equipped this Huhmann TranceFur Beach Towel will give you the following stat enhancements:
+3 MAGIC
+1 CHARISMA
+50% Defense against Sand
+2 Protection against Hot Car Seats Unlock Flying Carpet Skills in Zero Gravity

This TO THE STARS Beach Towel has an infinite number of uses including you can use it to dry off, for any intergalactic...
10/10/2026

This TO THE STARS Beach Towel has an infinite number of uses including you can use it to dry off, for any intergalactic adventure (or really any adventure) having a towel is clutch. Measuring 60"x30" and made from space age moisture wicking microfibers, it also comes with it’s own limited edition strap to haul it around with (if you are the sort of person that appreciates a firmly secured towel) and Comes with numbered and signed limited edition print and digital passport. , and

When equipped this TO THE STARS Beach Towel will give you the following stat enhancements:

+3 MAGIC, +1 CHARISMA, +50% Defense against Sand, +3 Intergalactic Hitch Hiking Skills, Removes “Moist” Debuff

Blessed and anointed by a Ta***ic Priestess this Huhmann TranceFur Bandana can be used to put your hair up, mask yoursel...
10/07/2026

Blessed and anointed by a Ta***ic Priestess this Huhmann TranceFur Bandana can be used to put your hair up, mask yourself as a bandit, worn as a cravat, adorn your canine companion, and can also use be used to blow your nose. Measuring 24 x24 inches and printed using dye sublimation on silk. Made in a limited edition of 100 and comes with a signed and numbered limited edition print and digital passport. Supporting Planned Parenthood of the Rocky Mountains , Sunflower Seeds Ukraine and Humane World for Animals
When equipped this Huhmann TranceFur Bandana will give you the following stat enhancements:
+1 CHARISMA
+3 MAGIC
Part 1 of 5 to Space Cowboy Outfit
+2 Defense against airborne Particulates
+1 to Detect Evil

Blessed and anointed by a Ta***ic Priestess this PLEASE HODL Bandana can be used to put your hair up, mask yourself as a...
10/07/2026

Blessed and anointed by a Ta***ic Priestess this PLEASE HODL Bandana can be used to put your hair up, mask yourself as a bandit, worn as a cravat, adorn your canine companion, and can also use be used to blow your nose. Measuring 24x24 inches and printed using dye sublimation on silk. Made in a limited edition of 100 and comes with a signed and numbered limited edition print and digital passport. Supporting Planned Parenthood of the Rocky Mountains , Sunflower Seeds Ukraine and Humane World for Animals
When equipped this PLEASE HODL Bandana will give you the following stat enhancements:
+1 CHARISMA
+3 MAGIC +2 Defense against Airborne Particulates +2 Photogenic Skills while Equipped 1 of 2 for Hobo Satchel

Blessed and anointed by a Ta***ic Priestess this S.h.I.b.a I.n.u (So here I be and I now understand) Bandana can be used...
10/07/2026

Blessed and anointed by a Ta***ic Priestess this S.h.I.b.a I.n.u (So here I be and I now understand) Bandana can be used to put your hair up, mask yourself as a bandit, worn as a cravat, adorn your canine companion, and can also use be used to blow your nose. Measuring 24x24 inches and printed using dye sublimation on silk. Made in a limited edition of 100 and comes with a signed and numbered limited edition print and digital passport. Supporting Planned Parenthood of the Rocky Mountains , Sunflower Seeds Ukraine and Humane World for Animals When equipped this S.h.I.b.a I.n.u Bandana will give you the following stat enhancements:
+1 CHARISMA
+3 MAGIC
+3 to all preexisting Pyromancy Skills +100% to Telepathy with Flightless Birds +2 Bone and Ball Finding Skills while Equipped on a Canine

Blessed and anointed by a Ta***ic Priestess this TO THE STARS Bandana can be used to put your hair up, mask yourself as ...
10/07/2026

Blessed and anointed by a Ta***ic Priestess this TO THE STARS Bandana can be used to put your hair up, mask yourself as a bandit, worn as a cravat, adorn your canine companion, and can also be used to blow your nose. Measuring 24 x24 inches and printed using dye sublimation on silk. Made in a limited edition of 100 and comes with a signed and numbered limited edition print and Digital Passport. Supporting Planned Parenthood of the Rocky Mountains Sunflower Seeds UkraineHumane World for Animals
When equipped this TO THE STARS Bandana will give you the following stat enhancements:
+30% Protection against Thunderstorm and Firework Debuff
+1 CHARISMA
+3 MAGIC
+2 Defense Against Airborne Particulates +1 Astral Navigation

Literally made from star stuff, this Huhmann TranceFurs Decider is guaranteed to give you 50% better decision making to ...
10/07/2026

Literally made from star stuff, this Huhmann TranceFurs Decider is guaranteed to give you 50% better decision making to any binary questions. And unlike some other “things” there are only a very finite amount of these that will ever be made (just 100 of each of them) , they are a tangible object you can put in your pocket, and due to the very nature of their scarcity will in fact increase in value over time. Blessed and anointed by a ta***ic priestess Measuring 1.5” across and weighing in at 26 grams this could be the “decider” that has been missing in your life. Comes with numbered and signed limited edition print and digital passport. Supporting Planned Parenthood of the Rocky Mountains, Sunflower Seeds Ukraine and Humane World for Animals
When equipped this Huhmann TranceFurs Decider will give you the following stat enhancements:
+1 CHARISMA
+5 MAGIC
+2 SWANK
+5 to all Healing Spells within 20 feet Astral Projection Homing Beacon
+3 Protection against Meteorites Wards off Undead

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