Camp Wardrobe MalFUNKtion

Camp Wardrobe MalFUNKtion THE glam and burlesque camp of Apogaea and Element 11 and Burning Man 2016! Our music is carefully chosen to ecstatically release your inner GLAM.

Camp Wardrobe MalFUNKtion is an experimental free fashion station and burlesque camp at a variety of festivals and events. Guests are encouraged to visit our skilled wardrobe engineers and fashion technicials for an innovative and creative new look, and then take a saunter down our runway to the pulsating, gyrating beats of our stellar DJ’s. Don’t have a costume for the festival? Decided on Jeans

and a t-shirt for the weekend? Careful you might get BUSTED by our fashion police intent on preventing fashion emergency’s. Citation recipients from our police will be taken into custody for fashion makeovers. Careful, they have fuzzy handcuff and bootywackers! CWMF is ALWAYS looking for costumes and clothing. Please bring any costumes, accessories and clothing items in clean condition that you no longer need or bring something wonderful to make someone’s day. We will be accepting donation all weekend. And appreciate your contributions so that we can costume the world! It is important to note that, in line with BM's decommodification, gifting and immediacy principles, CWMF costume giveaway is not about giving products but empowering experiences. It is true that the sight of a store full of free costumes makes eyes dilate, pulses quicken and drooling has been known to occur, but we request that you fight the consumerist urge to "acquire"-- to grab armfuls of stuff, to scurry away with thoughts of future times to wear or how there are others you want to supply. Instead we suggest that you stay in the moment, put something on that makes you feel special and that if you find something absolutely perfect and you see someone else admiring it, please consider taking it off and giving it to them. Playfulness, kindness and generosity are the coins of our realm and we hope you will share.

07/31/2022

We at CWMF would like to remember Dan Zahner. Dan was a tremendous contributor to Wardrobe MalFUNKtion, just as Stephen DeNorscia was. Dan built the stand that held the disco ball mannequin. Everyone that received a funny name tag with camp, Dan and I made those together. He helped create signs and some of our swag we gifted. We remember Dan and grieve his loss, our love goes out to his family during this difficult time. Godspeed Dan, it was a pleasure to have you as a part of our family.

**MAY PLAY!! MAY PLAY!! MAY PLAY!! MAY PLAY!! MAY PLAY!!*******ATTENTION PARENTS & CHILD WRANGLERS***** !!STEP RIGHT UP!...
04/15/2022

**MAY PLAY!! MAY PLAY!! MAY PLAY!! MAY PLAY!! MAY PLAY!!**
*****ATTENTION PARENTS & CHILD WRANGLERS*****
!!STEP RIGHT UP!!
Arts Caravan presents "Social Circus Workshops"
@ Junkyard Social Club
LIVE Wednesday’s in May!
May 4, 4-5
May 11th, 18th, & 25th 4-5:30 PM
$20/ class
Sign UP today!! https://junkyardsocialclub.org/programs/ *****************************************************************
Do you know a 5–12-year-old with a trick up their sleeves!?
You will if they join us for our Social Circus Workshops!!
It’s the perfect chance to try out juggling, hula hooping, clowning, acrobatics and MUCH MORE!!
**No previous experience required! * * ​
These occupational therapy structured workshops combine physical and cognitive activities that promote mindfulness. Building self-awareness, team work, and confidence while confronting and learning from mistakes!
All through PLAY!
Sign up today! https://junkyardsocialclub.org/programs/
laugh, grow, and join in the show — at Junkyard Social Club.

Explore our after-school programs, our special Home-school programs, or book our space for a birthday party or special event!

06/01/2019

Citizens of Apogaea, I am thrilled to announce Camp Wardrobe MalFUNKtion will be open for your shoplifting pleasure at Apogaea 2019!!
Don’t be shy, stop by and shop our big, big discount, rebate, clearance, red tag, liquidation, black Friday, doorbuster, savings,100% off sale!
We will be offering different discounts each day at Apogaea, featuring the Thursday “GET ONE FREE, TAKE ONE FREE” sale! Friday, we offer a SN**CH and GRAB- FIVE FINGER FRIDAY doorbuster deal, sale! Saturday is our biggest, most exciting liquidation sales event, where everything is 100% off! THATS RIGHT! 100% OFF!
We have had record shoplifting at past Apogaea events, but we hope to surpass our goals this year! That is why we are hosting an EVERYTHING-MUST-GO- SUPER-DUPER-AWESOME-SALE!! Don’t miss our store hours, we plan on staying open late on Thursday and we will be open for shoplifting Friday and Saturday from 12-4pm!!
We put out new merchandise consistently, so if you do not find something you like, come back later. We are gifting over 2000 lbs. of costumes and clothing this year and we hope to see you every day to find new items!
Did I mention? EVERYTHING MUST GO!
Affectionately, your Maven of MalFUNKtion, Miss Velvet Hammer.

THE glam and burlesque camp of Apogaea and Element 11 and Burning Man 2016!

  and    photo credit to Kevin LeVzeu photography
05/23/2019

and photo credit to Kevin LeVzeu photography

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Camp Wardrobe MalFUNKtion is an experimental free fashion station and burlesque camp at a variety of festivals and events. Guests are encouraged to visit our skilled wardrobe engineers and fashion technicians for an innovative and creative new look, and then take a saunter down our runway to the pulsating, gyrating beats of our stellar DJ’s. Our music is carefully chosen to ecstatically release your inner GLAM. Don’t have a costume for the festival? Decided on Jeans and a t-shirt for the weekend? Careful you might get BUSTED by our fashion police intent on preventing fashion emergency’s. Citation recipients from our police will be taken into custody for fashion makeovers. Careful, they have fuzzy handcuff and bootywackers! CWMF is ALWAYS looking for costumes and clothing. Please bring any costumes, accessories and clothing items in clean condition that you no longer need or bring something wonderful to make someone’s day. We will be accepting donation all weekend. And appreciate your contributions so that we can costume the world! It is important to note that, in line with BM's decommodification, gifting and immediacy principles, CWMF costume giveaway is not about giving products but empowering experiences. It is true that the sight of a store full of free costumes makes eyes dilate, pulses quicken and drooling has been known to occur, but we request that you fight the consumerist urge to "acquire"-- to grab armfuls of stuff, to scurry away with thoughts of future times to wear or how there are others you want to supply. Instead we suggest that you stay in the moment, put something on that makes you feel special and that if you find something absolutely perfect and you see someone else admiring it, please consider taking it off and giving it to them. Playfulness, kindness and generosity are the coins of our realm and we hope you will share.