Team Boonville

04/23/2025

Tiiii-ime... is on my side... yes it is...

04/17/2025

TB Legend Ryan Egnaczyk and his boy doing some tagging in Grayton Beach, FL. Afterwards Dad is giving his son the talk...."listen kid, curls get girls".

03/02/2025

Team Boonville...the most inclusive semi-pro (mostly semi) team in town. Rainbows and unicorns.

12/01/2024

Another Turkey Bowl in the books. We had a Ryan who dominated, and a Matt who fell short on the pitch but dominated post-game. Next year will have a different flair bc it’s obvious the recent HS grads are intimidated this year but excited for next.

11/26/2024

Greetings Team Boonville Faithful,
Its that time of year as the Turkey Bowl is once again approaching quickly. Leadership has changes to the schedule to share. After several discussions with team doctors, coaches, psychologists and lawyers it has been determined after four plus decades of balling the need for a Friday "practice" has been deemed unnecessary.
Saturday 10-1145 Breakfast at the Pub.
12 Noon. Kickoff at Erwyn Park.
1:30 Banquet and awards at VFW.
4:30. Post party and groupie tryouts at The River (370 Riveredge Lane).
Ownership remains on the fence as to how long Sir Keith wants to remain a majority shareholder in the club. Six months ago there was interest from baby oil mogul, Diddy, but he's recently found himself no longer interested in anything but baby oil. Rumor has it we have interest from an Australian fellow by the name of Michael Balzary who was quoted as saying "These Team Boonville fellas are full of Blood, Sugar, S*x, and Magic so from Under The Bridge or from Higher Ground I will run this club with a Velvet Glove" or something like that because he speaks Australian and it was hard to decipher.
And while Sir Keith is still with us we have chosen to memorialize him with this years shirt because, well, he's lived five decades longer than he should have.

11/12/2024

I can make a Yankees cap more famous than a Yankee can

10/30/2024