08/27/2026
I’m sorry, but I am personally offended by how cute these kittens are. Like, this should he a crime to be this friggin adorable!
This is getting ridiculous.
I provide the food.
I provide the medical care.
I clean the p**p.
I scoop the litter.
I lose sleep.
And THEY just sit there looking like this?!?!
The AUDACITY.
One is out here doing professional-grade head tilts. One has eyes that could convince me to hand over my Social Security number. The tuxedos are wearing tiny formalwear like they have somewhere important to be. And the calico looks like she was assembled using leftover kitten parts and somehow came out PERFECT.
Meanwhile, they contribute nothing financially to this rescue.
No rent.
No utilities.
Not one of them has offered to help with the laundry.
Just tiny feet, enormous eyeballs, and absolutely reckless levels of cuteness.
I will be contacting management.
Unfortunately, I am management.
So I guess I’ll just stare at them and get rent through smooches on their little noses. 😂❤️🐾