08/31/2026
Dear Teachers,
First things first… We’re sorry. 😂
They’ve forgotten how to sit still, raise their hands, use inside voices, and apparently… wear pants before leaving the house.
Our bad.
We’re sorry if their backpack contains three rocks, a broken crayon, a half-eaten granola bar, and god only knows what else.
We’re sorry if they ask for a snack five minutes after having a snack.
We’re sorry if they tell you they’re “too tired” for school.
We’re also sorry if they’ve forgotten that screen time is a privilege and not a constitutional right.
But seriously, we really are so grateful for you. Thank you for welcoming our kids back, for being patient with them, teaching them, encouraging them, and helping them grow.
We know you have a big job, and we don’t take the people we trust with our kids every day for granted.
So grab your coffee, take a deep breath… Even though some of us will be crying at the bus stop and at drop off… after 77 days of summer…
TAG. YOU’RE IT!
Good luck. Godspeed.
May your coffee be hot and your copies be plentiful.
With love,
All of us parents ❤️