07/17/2026
Remember your old school cafeteria?
Smelling like mystery meat, tater tots, and floor wax?
Yeah, we don’t do that here.
We took the beating heart of Hyde Park’s historic 1950s Baker School and gave it an absolute glow-up.
Think soaring ceilings, beautiful art-moderne lines, and a massive stage…minus the pop quizzes.
For the next three months, this usually-locked creative vault is open for your weddings, adult proms, and weirdly brilliant brand activations.
July through September only.
Bring your own tater tots if you must, but leave the bad memories at the door.
Tap the link in bio to sneak a peek at open dates before we lock the doors again.