05/28/2026
Make Good Choices 🙏🏾
Community Reminder:
🕶️ If your apartment pool party includes:
🎧 A DJ named “Lil Probable Cause” with nightclub bass shaking Building 7
🍺 Underage drinking posted live on Instagram Stories
🚷 Random people hopping fences yelling “I know Jake” (they don’t know Jake)
🌿 Smoke clouds thick enough to confuse the weather radar
🔫 One guy aggressively flashing a handgun nobody asked to see
🥊 A fight that started over “who looked at who” near the hot tub
📱 Six people recording instead of helping
🚔 And neighbors unlocking the “call the cops” achievement…
…your event may qualify for complimentary police attendance and yes, we love making a grand entrance.
We do NOT support turning the apartment pool into a live-action crime documentary. 🚓