05/30/2026
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Caddo Mills Fire Rescue
Crocsy is sporting some new jewelry that was left at the station by an awesome citizen, and ever since then this pink plastic menace has become absolutely unbearable. One ride in the fire truck and now Crocsy thinks they’ve got 17 years on the job, a pension, and authority issues.
This morning Crocsy climbed into the officer seat, screamed “MY ENGINE,” and refused to move until someone handed over a radio. When the tones dropped, Crocsy launched off the dashboard so fast they hit the windshield, bounced off the iPad, and somehow still tried to give route suggestions to the driver.
Things really got weird when Crocsy started critiquing the crew after the call by saying things like, “Little sloppy on the hydrant hookup, boys,” despite literally being a foam shoe with rhinestones glued to it.
The Captain attempted to place Crocsy back on the dashboard, but Crocsy reportedly yelled, “YOU’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND TRUCK WORK,” before falling into the cup holder at approximately 35 mph.
Send help!