Bombs Away Cabaret

01/11/2017

What beautiful fixtures! *giggle*

When your home improvement project doesn't turn out as planned.

03/03/2016

The Girly Girl R***e wants to hit the road, but they need a little help from the burlesque fans out there! Can you spare a dollar, or spread the word?

The Girly Girl R***e is a full time 7 member troupe based in Asheville, NC. Within the last year we've worked tirelessly to provide stellar entertainment for both our local and visited city audiences. As we've expanded, so have our travel needs. We are no longer able to pack our touring show into...

11/24/2015

Oh, bless your hearts, Forest City! Merry HO HO HO to you, too! (original photo by Diamond Thieves)

07/02/2015

How better to promote safer s*x than with a giant phallus spewing glitter? We approve.

On Thursday, Public Health England released statistics showing a five per cent increase in STIs in London's 16 to 24 year olds. Norway has a similar problem, but they're dealing with it in a differ

06/03/2015

We're all suffering from this, too.

CHICAGO—The classroom disease is characterized by a lack of creative energy and twinkly, reflective mucus.

05/20/2015

A little geeky humor for y'all.

02/05/2015

Dear weather gods, please get warmer. We much prefer taking OFF our coats, thank you.

01/23/2015

Happy Friday, . Follow Kitty Litter's lead and make the weekend count.

01/16/2015

We love our Iona Traylor.

12/30/2014

As you can see, Ophelia Fondlebottom is ready to GET DOWN for the new year, 2015 -- and we'll be back with a fabulous spring show. Details are coming your way soon, dolls!

12/26/2014

Claudette Clevage is magnanimous, and even gave Santa himself a Christmas present. She and her kickline will be back on stage in spring 2015, you know. Stay tuned!