Pastafarian Pirate Color Guard Krewe

01/14/2026

WE are registered for the Push Mow Parade for 2026. The route has changed slightly. If you are reading this and live near enough, everyone is welcome to join our Krewe. Send a message.

02/17/2025

The parade route is out. We will join it at the corner of Grover street to avoid the gravel. https://www.facebook.com/share/p/19wS2W13Hz/

02/09/2025

While looking for Pirate songs I came across this one. It is not really a Pirate song, but I think Pastafarians will appreciate it. Click on the comment version if the main post doesn't work.

Gli Spaghetti Polonaise (Versione italiana)🇮🇹Starring: Rumatera, Dorfrocker, Cecilia RizzutoWritten & directed by Marco Vinz PinnavaiaDirector of Photograp...

02/02/2025

Time flies, I almost missed the deadline to put in our parade krewe registation for Push Mow. But I sent it in. This year the Parade Theme is "Nightmare at the Museum". So, we will be undead pirates rampaging at the Museum of Unnatural History. So, pirate outfits with an undead twist, like zombie or skeleton makeup, gloves, etc.

11/30/2024

I asked Gemini AI to compare Pastafarianism with Rastafarianism. I think it’s funny because, of course, AI answers with a straight face. It’s not entirely correct though:


“While Pastafarianism and Rastafarianism share some similarities, they are fundamentally different religions with distinct beliefs and practices.
Similarities:
Recognition: Both are recognized as legitimate religions by some governments and institutions.
Social Justice: Both advocate for social justice and equality.
Symbolic Headwear: Pastafarians often wear colanders as a symbol of their faith, while Rastafarians are known for their dreadlocks.1
Differences:
Deity: Pastafarians believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a satirical deity, while Rastafarians believe in Jah, the God of the Bible.2
Origins: Pastafarianism emerged in the 21st century as a social and political movement, while Rastafarianism has roots in early 20th-century Jamaica.3
Practices: Pastafarians have few formal practices, while Rastafarians engage in practices such as Ital diet, smoking g***a, and chanting.
In Summary:
Both Pastafarianism and Rastafarianism are unique religions with distinctive beliefs and practices. While they share some similarities, such as a focus on social justice and symbolic headwear, they differ significantly in their core beliefs and origins.”

02/11/2024

The parade ran well on its new route, although it was difficult for our bikes. Here are some photos I have gathered from others' posts.

01/29/2024

Here's the new route!

ATTENTION! We are so excited to announce our new Krewe of Push Mow Parade Route. This year the parade will begin and end at the Abita Springs Recreation District then circle around Level St. and Main St. as always. We can't wait to see everyone on Sunday at 2pm.

01/26/2024

They have changed the parade route for this year! Some sources in the media are still reporting the old route. This year we will start at the fire station. I'll try to find a new map and repost it.