Baba Vaska the Barbarian

Baba Vaska the Barbarian D.

Baba Vaska (Grandmother Vaska) is a Balkan horseback barbarian warchief, freelance dictator, celebrity chef famous for her ™ Capitalist-Meat Musaka, civil rights legend, four-time Heavyweight Housework champion of the Soviet Union and distinguished Astrophysics Ph. Her most notable professional accomplishments include, but are not limited to: Being the first and only woman over 85 years of age who

has gone to space and successfully returned; The first human being to brave the open cosmos without any form of protection and survive; The first person to magnify images of celestial objects with her naked eye, by squinting at them disprovingly; Inadvertently causing the fatal alcohol poisoning of former Russian president Boris Eltzin by participating in a drinking contest against him once; Assisting Tzar Simeon I of Bulgaria in besieging the city of Constantinople in 913.

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