09/02/2026
LANYARD CLAIMING IS BACK! 📢
The wait is almost over—we are officially resuming the distribution of lanyards!
We know you’re excited to get yours, but please 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝘂𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗮𝗱𝘃𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 a day before claiming your lanyard. This is to ensure everything is in order and we can hand out your lanyards!
Thank you for your understanding and see you soon! ✨
🎲 𝐔𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐮𝐩𝐮!
Looks like you’ve unlocked a brand-new way to show off your 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑! The Bangungot: Despair Fair Lanyards are 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐮𝐩 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊!
Claim yours by following these super-duper ultra-important steps:
1. Present your 𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 to 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 to claim your lanyard.
2. 𝐍𝐨𝐧-𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬 must message the page to claim their lanyard.
Mess it up, and you might face a “special punishment” from Taro! 🐹✨
🎨: Aldwin "Master of Multi-Level Marketing" Llamas
✍: Faith "sweetest snowflake" Trinidad